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The CEO plans to announce to the stockholders the Company earned 100 million dollars.
Start of saga: The CEO announces how the stockholders' profits were spent
Management, stockholders, earning, profit, stock options, incentivised, incentive, furniture, steal, CEO, Dilbert, Boss, Wally, Asok, Alice

The CEO tells the Boss how the shareholder meeting turned ugly.
Management, shareholder, meeting, ugly, profits, stock options, base salary, energy, spank, secretary, CEO, Boss

Dilbert and Wally watch as the new employee opens her first paycheck.
Professional, new employee, paycheck, college, cash, ear guards, deductions, coffee, spill, stain, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

Dilbert asks the Boss for clarification on his assignment.
Management, clarification, assignment, judgement, damned, advice, calamity, plan, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss introduces the newly-hired buck-passer to Dilbert.
Start of saga: The buck-passer
Character, hired, buck-passer, cheaper, handshake, time, Boss, Buck, Dilbert

The newly-hired buck-passer tries to pass off some work to Alice.
Character, buck-passer, alley, ass, butt, Buck, Alice

The buck-passer uses Asok as a human shield to avoid an assignment.
Character, buck-passer, do-it, assignment, tear-away shirt, Boss, Buck, Asok

Dilbert gets criticised for pointing out a problem with a co-worker's plan.
Office Politics, problem, plan, negativity, meeting, theory, morons, drunk, sober, Dilbert, co-worker

The Boss gives performs drive-by managing on Dilbert.
Management, drive-by management, what's his name, outrun, clarification, Boss, Dilbert

A vendor says their software has two versions, the Boss picks the cheap one.
Vendor, enterprise software, flavors, versions, smiley face, frowny face, emoticons, premium package, user friendly, economy, option, user interface, ruin your life, cheap, mouse, girlfriend, e-mail, romantic invitations, adult web site, porn, hundred percent, vendor, Boss, Dilbert, Asok, Alice, Wally

The Boss discovers other conference callees are using the restroom during the call.
Meeting, hear, conference call, restroom, bathroom, speakerphone, burn, ruler, telephone, Boss, Carol

Catbert announces he's postponing is plan to bury poor performers in kitty litter.
Management, good news, employee turnover, postpone, bury, poor performers, scented, kitty litter, litter box, quality, downhill, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss explains to an employee that is P/U ratio is climbing.
Start of saga: The highly productive but useless guy
Productivity, P/U, ratio, usefulness, mistake, distraction, less work, backwards, Boss, employee

The highly productive but useless guy gives Dilbert a useless statistical analysis.
Productivity, productive, useless, statistical analysis, statistics, correlation, disk storage, absenteeism, data, diagram, co-worker, Dilbert

The new vice president of ethics is to help employees decide right and wrong, the Boss says.
Ethics, vice president, right, wrong, project, charge, time, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss has an energy saving award for Ted.
Management, kudos, suggestion, motion sensors, calculate, energy savings, lost productivity, meeting, plaque, burn, heat, break even, Boss, Dilbert, Ted, Wally, Alice

The Boss asks Dilbert why he has no accomplishments.
Management, accomplishment, misconception, customers, meeting, confused, objective, home computer, upgraded, paraphrase, Boss, Dilbert

Ratbert asks Dogbert why a runny nose stops running when you're asleep.
Family, runny nose, asleep, nose fairy, pinch, nostril, knowledge, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert notices all of his problems are caused by other people.
Society, problems, other people, discomfort, bother, oblivious, effect, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert starts a school for the socially oblivious.
Start of saga: Dogbert's School for the Socially Oblivious
Society, Dogbert's School for the Socially Oblivious, pair, social defect, cancel out, kids, fascinating, training, Dogbert, student, woman, man

Dogbert teaches the socially oblivious to recognise when they are being boring.
Society, Dogbert's School for the Socially Oblivious, recognise, boring, yawn, talking about yourself, breakout session, golf, training, Dogbert, woman, man

A co-worker asks a nonsense question at the end of a three-hour meeting.
Meeting, question, business, project management, process, optimise, strategic core, issues, gibberish, co-worker, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Carol is surprised the Boss is still alive.
Office Politics, alive, deadly plot, fault, pay, salary, afford, entertainment, Carol, Boss, Alice

Asok asks Wally how to be stress free.
Office Politics, stress, unrealistic belief, care, expectations, budget numbers, promise, to-do list, lie, steal, stapler, coffee mug, Asok, Wally, Ted

Dilbert asks an accounting troll to explain some expense figures.
Accounting, explain, expense, figures, base ten counting system, odd, even, digits, HP printer ink, high gloss paper, taste, Dilbert, troll

Ted wants to leave work early to spend time with his kids.
Family, leave early, quality time, kids, Ted, Boss

The Boss asks Dilbert a question, but doesn't intend to listen to the answer.
Start of saga: The Boss can't remember the issue
Management, issue, simple, misleading, explanation, understand, listen, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss asks Dilbert to explain the issue yet again.
Management, ask, question, explain, issue, comprehend, conflict, understand, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss announces all vacations are cancelled until the project is finished.
Start of saga: The Boss cancels vacations
Vacation, project, finished, punish, inability, plan, staff, wedding guests, arranged marriage, cancelled, Boss, Asok, Dilbert

Wally wants the Boss to believe he has non-refundable plane tickets to Tahiti.
Vacation, cancelled, non-refundable, plane tickets, Tahiti, exception, sceptical, Wally, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss wants to impress the new senior vice president with his leadership skills.
Leadership, meeting, impress, skill, underling, intern, chummy, conversation, slacker, motivation, blows nose, necktie, Boss, Asok, senior VP, Carol