Dilbert goes to Marketing to see if any of them know first aid.
Health, CPR, first aid, marketing, engineering, dead pool, team building, potluck lunch, Dilbert, marketing guy, Asok, Alice, Wally, Boss
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Asok recovers and wants to know who saved his life.
Health, CPR, recover, angel, Lifesavers, Asok, Ratbert, Dilbert, Wally, Boss, Alice
Wally proposes working flex hours, where he works before hours and after hours.
Management, flex time, early, late, co-worker, witness, cubicle, filth, staff meeting, scheme, sarcasm, separate, Wally, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert goes to a jury room and looks forward to a week of quiet time away from his job.
Start of saga: Jury duty
Law, jury, quiet time, book, cell phone, noise, Dilbert, juror
Another juror asks Dilbert what excuse he plans to use.
Law, jury duty, excuse, happy, civic responsibility, insanity, moustache, juror, Dilbert
The judge asks a juror with a hole in his head about potential medical problems.
Law, jury, selection, medical problem, hole, head, judge, juror, Dilbert
A potential juror says it's against his religion to judge others.
Law, jury, selection, religion, judge, excuse, God, juror, judge, Dilbert
The trial goes to deliberations but one juror is snoring.
Law, summary, deliberation, snore, jury, please rise, lawyer, juror, Dilbert
Dilbert delivers the jury's verdict: guilty.
Law, jury, defendant, guilty, crime, brochure, witness protection, Dilbert, judge, juror
Ming says her change will make the response time to be sub-second, but Dilbert argues the change will add to the response time.
Technology, sub-second, response time, jerk, laws of physics, fault, right, wrong, Ming, Dilbert
Dilbert complains to the Boss the engineers can't handle all the requests from the Sales Department.
Management, staff, request, sales support, online database, stare, contempt, disbelief, meditation, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss doesn't want to say if Dilbert did a good job.
Management, performance review, want, good, rub, sorry, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss asks for Dogbert's help to make a succession plan.
Management, succession plan, die, Satan, flaming worm, tiptoes, eternity, hell, Boss, Dogbert
The Boss appoints Wally to be the leader if anything happens.
Management, succession plan, leader, multi-vitamin, safe, mixed blessing, stethoscope, Boss, Ming, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert wonders why Ted charged time to his project when all Ted did was attend a meeting.
Budget, cross charge, meeting, sit, drunken monkey, refund, fair, ka-ching, Dilbert, Ted, manager
Dilbert finishes a presentation, but no one has any questions.
Meeting, presentation, question, interest, alone, diagram, Dilbert, Dogbert, co-worker
Dilbert says the project is ready except for the budget. The Boss forgot to get the funding.
Management, budget, ready, funding, project, task, meeting, holler, Dilbert, Boss
Wally thinks wearing a turtleneck sweater will encourage flirtatious behaviour in the office.
Fashion, casual dress, flirt, behaviour, turtleneck sweater, concentrate, adorable, warning cone, cubicle, Wally, Boss
The Boss wants to cancel casual dress days because they are hurting productivity.
Fashion, casual dress, productivity, irrational management, comfortable pants, problem, Boss, Catbert
Catbert cancels casual dress days and wants everyone to wear uncomfortable clothing.
Fashion, casual dress, uncomfortable clothes, armour, space suit, helmet, motivation, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert
Wally says he'll adopt an incomprehensible accent when people ask him questions.
Office Politics, adopt, incomprehensible accent, question, coffee pot, empty, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert wants to go to lunch with Wally so he can look good by comparison.
Office Politics, lunch, free, remind, lazy, personality, looks, renaissance, loser, Dilbert, Wally
Wally thinks others should be punished for padding their objectives since he's the only one who's not exceeding his objectives.
Management, expectation, exceed, padding, objectives, punish, lie, weasel, whistle blower, award, Wally, Boss
Dilbert tells his mom it's inefficient to wrap her birthday present so he'll just wrap it in a towel instead.
Family, birthday, present, wrapping, inefficient, towel, borrow, surprise, cookie, Dilbert, Dilbert's Mom
The Boss meditates by clearing his mind of all thoughts.
Management, knock, clear, mind, thought, market space, going forward basis, practise, useless, Boss, Dilbert
A doctor examines the Boss after he tried to meditate.
Health, meditate, problem, management, mind, empty, rifle, pocket, stethoscope, Dilbert, doctor, Boss
The engineers try to figure out how to bring the Boss out of his coma.
Health, coma, meditate, work, punch, remember, left-handed, right-handed, Wally, Dilbert, Boss
Since the Boss is in a coma, Wally wants to forge his signature to get a raise.
Ethics, tape, pencil, raise, forgery, moral compass, hiccup, Wally, Asok, Boss
Catbert explains how to bring the Boss out of his coma.
Health, brain, pump, empty, prime, learn, foundation, perception, smack, Catbert, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert asked for more e-mail storage and tech support deleted Dilbert's files.
Tech Support, e-mail, storage, delete, file, request, choice, suspenders, Dilbert, Mordac
Dogbert says Dilbert should act less like himself on his date.
Dating, advice, crystal, collect, heal, point of view, scientific evidence, ignorance, angry, restaurant, flowers, wine, Dilbert, Dogbert, Dilbert's date