Dilbert captures the thief on a hidden camera.
Management, hidden, camera, thief, raid, cubicle, picture, grainy, cat, Dilbert, Boss
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The Boss presents a project timeline but doesn't take into account unforeseen problems.
Leadership, project, plan, problem, unforeseen, motivation, dysfunctional, schedule, mad, random, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Wally discovers the Boss is away and sends e-mail from the his account.
Office Politics, unattended, e-mail, unscrupulous, nostril, forge, fake, Wally
The vice-president's phone rings while Dilbert is in the middle of a presentation.
Management, presentation, telephone, ignore, interrupt, insult, cell phone, vice president, Dilbert
The Boss describes his eating habits when he was young to Asok.
Office Politics, breakfast, lunch, dinner, fat, break, Boss, Asok
Dilbert's mother shops for a computer and is shown a reliable model.
Technology, reliable, computer, software, freeze, spoon, crash, computer salesman, Dilbert's Mom
An engineer lies about his knowledge while having a heart attack.
Health, chest pain, heart, antigravity belt, CPR, engineer, suspenders, engineer, Ted, Dilbert
The Boss asks Tina to write the Chinese version of the product instructions.
Project, Chinese, instruction, product, scribble, Boss, Tina
The Boss makes a few improvements to Alice's design, even though he's not an engineer.
Management, design, upgrade, engineer, liberal arts, college, graduate, Moby Dick, Charles Dickens, circuit, renaissance man, Boss, Alice
Technical support calls have been reduced in volume by using annoying sounds, the Boss says.
Management, tech support, support call, on hold, music, balloon, getaway car, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Asok finished his assignments early, so he tells the Boss.
Management, objectives, salary, assignment, extra work, Asok, Boss, Wally
Asok says he's not fulfilled by the assignments he's given.
Management, self-actualisation, goal, binder, outdated, unfulfilled, project, dump, landfill, Asok, Boss
Wally describes the best way to get unwanted binders to the dump.
Project, binder, landfill, dump, send, Fed Ex, marketing, expense report, Asok, Wally
Redesigned processes will enable enterprise integration, the Boss says. Wally wants to know his part in the project.
Management, meeting, redesign, enterprise, integration, knowledge, suggestion, question, nothing, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert finishes his part of a well-engineered project.
Marketing, project, complete, well-engineered, squadron, idiot, ear, coaster, nap, Dilbert, marketing idiot
Wally tries to escape a boring meeting by faking his own death.
Meeting, boredom, escape, fake, death, coffee, poison, stiff, pose, proactive, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
The Boss gets a new pager.
Technology, alpha-numeric, pager, clip, ear, belt, hell, Boss, Wally, Dilbert
The Boss doubts his new pager is supposed to be clipped on to his ear.
Technology, pager, clip, vibrate, beep, telephone, call, double check, Boss, Wally
Asok remembers ritual abuse but it was actually his annual performance review.
Performance Review, memory, recover, ritual, abuse, fade, lunch, Asok, Wally, Dilbert
Dilbert's date doesn't want him to walk her all the way home.
Dating, walk, home, tracking device, alley, hide, Dilbert's date, Dilbert
Dilbert discovers where his date lives, so he spies on her.
Dating, tracking device, satellite, spy, radio, bedroom, stalk, technology, Dilbert
The Boss asks Alice to stay all night to finish a project.
Management, project, all night, random act of management, victim, arm-pumping, vital, mirror, Boss, Alice
Dilbert tries to ask a quick question to a female co-worker.
Dating, question, innocent, knowledge, intelligence, appearance, BMW, engineer, physical, bathrobe, co-worker, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert dares Dilbert to go to work dressed in a bathrobe.
Start of saga: Dilbert dresses in a bathrobe at work.
Family, bet, bluff, bathrobe, coffee, debate, definition, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss sees Dilbert dressed in a bathrobe at work and gives him a raise.
Management, bathrobe, market power, raise, quit, terrycloth, engineer, rebel, Boss, Dilbert, co-worker
A co-worker thinks Dilbert is a rebel because of the bathrobe.
Office Politics, bathrobe, rebel, cool, talk, yellow, flavour, skull, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert is introduced to the other office rebels who are easily manipulated.
Office Politics, bathrobe, rebel, manipulate, stupid, dare, branding iron, Dilbert, office rebel
Dilbert wants to collect from the bet. Dogbert wants to go double or nothing.
Family, bet, million dollars, double or nothing, exact words, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss reorganises the office, but it's an old organisation.
Management, reorganisation, announcement, employee of the week, organisation chart, Boss, Carol
The Boss asks Alice to negotiate changes to a signed contract.
Management, contract, change, discount, clueless, vendor, acts of God, poltergeist, steal, Boss, Alice
Ted's story goes on and on so Alice silences him.
Meeting, fist of death, story, two-warning system, throat, Alice, Ted, Wally