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Mordac the Preventer summons the Y2K demon.
Corporate Services, IS department, Y2K, demon, IT department, afraid, Mordac

Tina sends an e-mail to demand information.
Office Politics, e-mail, seeds of destruction, snarl, Tina

Catbert offers a permanent position to a temporary employee.
Personnel, temporary, employee, permanent, orientation, fool, Catbert, temporary employee

The Boss installs a bell to improve morale.
Management, morale, goal, bell, accomplishment, magazine, kill, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

The Boss says people who miss a staff meeting must buy doughnuts for the next one.
Meeting, staff meeting, freedom, doughnut, policy, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

The Boss shovels assignments onto Dilbert.
Management, assignment, shovel, acronym, priority, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert says he only has time to do one assignment and asks the Boss to choose which.
Management, assignment, priority, essential, combine, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss doesn't want to fire Donald, instead make him quit.
Management, policy, moron, unpleasant, fired, quit, coyote, Boss, Donald, Dilbert

Dogbert gives a nose strip to Dilbert hoping increasing oxygen to his brain will make Dilbert a better conversationalist.
Family, nose strip, oxygen, conversation, optimism, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert complains about Dilbert's breathing.
Family, yell, breathe, nostril, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss wants to go beyond serving customers; he wants to delight them.
Management, customer, price-gouge, defect, product, delight, empathy, pity, meeting, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

The Boss asks Dilbert to teach a COBOL class in Elbonia.
Start of saga: Dilbert teaches COBOL in Elbonia.
Training, Elbonia, COBOL, teach, class, plane, scuba, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert complains to the Boss about teaching a COBOL class in Elbonia.
Training, Elbonia, COBOL, class, teach, problem, reschedule, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert teaches COBOL to Elbonians.
Training, Elbonia, COBOL, class, computer, keyboard, delete, Dilbert, Elbonian

The COBOL class in Elbonia ends.
Y2K, Elbonia, COBOL, class, training, cabbage, Dilbert, Elbonian

Asok is to be groomed for management.
Management, groom, bug, fur, lick, prerequisite, Catbert, Asok

The employees will lose their cubicle walls and be constantly monitored, Catbert says.
Management, cubicle, open plan, office, surveillance camera, telephone call, web, blood test, flog, phase, Catbert, Boss

The Boss asks for a cash flow estimate for Dilbert's project.
Management, delegate, cash flow, project, estimate, test, experience, Boss, Dilbert

Catbert creates a new policy: employees can't eat at their desks.
Policy, eat, desk, reason, plausible, hate, reason, Catbert

The Boss introduces the new team member, a headless man.
Start of saga: A headless man.
Office Politics, team, new employee, headless man, body, decision, fire, Microsoft, Redmond, meeting, Boss, Alice, Edward Mann

Alice wonders what the headless man's name is.
Office Politics, headless man, team, new employee, wallet, name, identification, hug, Alice, Edward Mann, Wally

Alice learns the name of the headless man.
Pun, driver's license, middle name, headless man, Alice, Wally, Edward Mann

Dilbert says the new headless man isn't working out.
Management, headless man, mistake, hire, fire, insubordination, Dilbert, Boss, Edward Mann

Dogbert outlines his marketing strategy and how customers must be brainwashed.
Consultant, brainwash, brand, goal, advertisement, brain stem, product, brain, Dogbert, Boss

The Boss tries to improve communication by distributing pennies.
Management, communication, penny, two cents' worth, voicemail, dead, nickel, Boss, Alice

The engineers attend a meeting that has no real purpose.
Meeting, purpose, issue, action plan, stomp, urge, professional, Ted, Alice, Dilbert

After he outlines the plan, the Boss asks for irrational concerns.
Management, plan, pretend, concern, irrational, headphone, music, ambiguity, presentation, projector, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert says the company must focus on the gullible moron segment.
Consultant, target market, gullible, moron, commercial, advertisement, rain forest, kitten, Dogbert, actor, moron, Wally, Alice

Dogbert reports phony sincerity in advertising works.
Consultant, advertisement, phony, sincerity, invisible robot, empty box, manufacturing, Dogbert, Alice, Dilbert

Dogbert prepares for complaints about the invisible robot.
Consultant, invisible robot, support staff, sensor, complain, watch, Dogbert, customer, Dilbert, Wally

No more cubicle walls, the Boss says, so communication will be improved.
Management, cubicle, wall, communication, noble, idea, leash, brand, morale, Boss, Dilbert, Wally