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Dilbert gets an attack of telephone shyness.
Personal, telephone, shy, call, restroom, hide, afraid, bathroom, Dilbert

Dogbert offers to help cure Dilbert's shyness attacks.
Personal, shy, attack, nude, photo, Internet, Motley Crue, cure, porn, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert posts nude photos of Dilbert to the Internet.
Personal, shy, cure, Internet, nude, photo, scream, reject, porn, bathrobe, breakfast, Dogbert, Dilbert

Alice gets mad when her program won't compile.
Pun, software development, computer, program, compile, code, rage, Alice, police officer

Dilbert wants to know what the budget is for his project but the Boss can't tell him.
Budget, project, secret, strategy, hope, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert tries to figure out the company's strategy.
Policy, strategy, cubicle, wander, deduce, first to market, premiere, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert's energy dips too low to move, even though coffee is merely yards away.
Office Politics, coffee, tired, energy, loot, trousers, computer, antidote, immobile, co-worker, pants, computer, nude, Dilbert, Alice, Wally, Dogbert

The unemployment dips and Catbert fears the balance of power will shift.
Personnel, newspaper, unemployment rate, gargoyle, cubicle, bug zapper, Catbert, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Wally lowers his productivity because the demand for engineers is greater than the supply.
Professional, supply and demand, productivity, equilibrium, insolence, engineer, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

Wally gets a cubicle roof installed.
Office Politics, cubicle, unemployment, lemonade, roof, hammer, Dilbert, Wally, carpenter

Wally lords his technical skills over the people in Marketing.
Professional, marketing, skill, technical, project status, cheerleader, Wally, marketeer

Ted wants to revisit the vendor selection issue even though the decision can't be changed.
Meeting, vendor, select, issue, darn, indecision, dullard, heck, pitchspoon, Ted, Phil, Wally, Dilbert

Asbestos is present in the building, announces the Boss.
Science, asbestos, process, attrition, insulation, building, Boss, Wally, Dilbert

Insane people always control reality, as Dogbert demonstrates.
Business, reality, insane, project, change, lie, weasel, donation, woman, Dogbert, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss is worried no one from his division is going for drug treatment.
Start of saga: Alice goes to the company's drug treatment program.
Management, drug, treatment program, embarrassment, Midol, childproof container, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Alice starts going to the drug treatment program.
Corporate Services, drug, treatment program, problem, proactive, hallucination, inkblot, Alice, counsellor

Alice wants out of the drug treatment program.
Corporate Services, drug, treatment program, form, registration, battering ram, duct tape, objective, counsellor, Alice

The top executives attend a strategy meeting where they don't get out until they agree on a new strategy.
Leadership, strategy, meeting, executive, broom, trap, Boss, janitor, Alice, Dilbert

The executives got locked in a conference room and starved, Alice tells Dilbert.
Leadership, strategy, executive, telephone, starve, death, lock, outside line, Alice, Dilbert, executive

The search is on to find a new CEO for the company.
Leadership, CEO, executive search firm, ethics, plunder, challenge, treasure, Dilbert, Wally, Dogbert, man

The Boss complains Dilbert responds too quickly to his e-mail.
Management, e-mail, priority, compile, mumbo jumbo, software development, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss introduces Dogbert as the returning CEO.
Start of saga: Dogbert returns as CEO of Dilbert's company.
Leadership, CEO, plan, asset, pillage, rhyme, Boss, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Asok

Dogbert gets a new "gopher" as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, gopher, uniform, office, trash, basketball, costume, Dogbert, Ted

Dogbert explains how he will change the stock price for his own personal gain.
Leadership, CEO, stock, price, gain, budget, product, board of directors, spin off, Dogbert, director

Dogbert decides to double his pay as CEO.
Leadership, CEO, board of directors, bleat, check and balance, sheep, Dogbert, Wally, director, Dilbert

A representative from "United Charities" asks Dogbert to be chair.
Leadership, CEO, United Charity, health plan, free clinic, award, trophy, ceremony, Dogbert, secretary, man

An investment banker helps Dogbert to loot the company and then escape.
Leadership, CEO, loot, merger, golden parachute, stock options, Dogbert, investment banker, Alice, Dilbert

The Boss looks for a project leader for an important project.
Management, product, project, leader, pay, passion, allergy, medication, tingle, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

The Boss asks for a budget forecast from Dilbert.
Management, budget, forecast, lost, paper, chair, butt crack, Boss, Dilbert

A man asks Dogbert in tech support for help using e-mail.
Tech Support, e-mail, IQ, classical music, radio, nemesis, Dogbert, man