Dilbert asks Ratbert to apply for a position in the quality assurance group.
Start of saga: Ratbert joins the quality assurance group.
Engineer, quality assurance, flaw, friend, hatred, ridicule, respect, ship, Dilbert, Ratbert
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Ratbert is interviewed for the job in the quality assurance group.
Engineer, quality assurance, resume, anal-retentive behaviour, bonus, salary, Ratbert, Boss
Ratbert discovers a few bugs in Wally's beta product.
Engineer, quality assurance, beta, bug, severity, bonehead, stadium, long list, Ratbert, Wally
The Boss complains about the number of flaws Ratbert found in the prototype.
Engineer, quality assurance, beta, schedule, prototype, angels dance, Boss, Ratbert
The Boss wants to hold a pre-meeting.
Meeting, pre-meeting, plan, preliminary, funny, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
The Garbageman fixed bugs in the program Dilbert threw away.
Technology, diskette, program, bug, resume, Garbageman, Dilbert
The Boss prepares for performance review by selling cookies.
Management, cub girl cookies, performance review, United Way, chair, downsize, fast-track, Boss, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert will order people to run outside when he becomes supreme ruler.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler, run, exercise, flies, park bench, Dogbert, Dilbert
A salesman asks Dilbert to make more product.
Sales, product, mock up, competitor, duct tape, logo, suspenders, sales rep, Dilbert
Dilbert asks for the Boss's support at a sales meeting.
Sales, management support, sales meeting, product, suspenders, Dilbert, Boss, sales rep
The Boss assigns the group to quality initiatives.
Management, quality, productivity, profit, qualicide, morale, contest, Boss, Wally
The Boss attends a ranking and rating session with the other managers.
Management, rank, rate, salary, raise, Carol, Dilbert, Boss, manager
Catbert asks Wally to take a blood test.
Health, blood test, drug, steal, thief, hypodermic needle, syringe, Catbert, Wally
The Boss asks Alice not to make personal phone calls.
Management, telephone, personal, steal, competitive, daydream, rope, dynamite, office supplies, Boss, Alice
Catbert demands Wally stop enjoying his job.
Office Politics, enjoying the job, employee manual, job satisfaction, shriek, pain, Catbert, Wally
Dilbert tries to solve the problems in Liz's life.
Dating, problem, solution, broken, bug, requirement, Dilbert, Liz
Liz rejects Dilbert's plan to solve her life's problems.
Dating, problem, action plan, demented plot, veil of ignorance, park bench, Liz, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss hands out rings for levels of performance.
Management, recognition program, precious gem, ring, diamond, talc, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Dilbert shows his talc ring to Dogbert.
Family, talc, shale, recognition program, respect, aluminum, club, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Boss asks Alice to update her objectives.
Management, objectives, target, management support, Boss, Alice
Dogbert rates the strongest forces in the universe, starting with stupidity and ignorance.
Family, force, love, stupid, ignorance, lust, fear, back scratch, morning breath, bad breath, halitosis, selfish, money, luck, foolish optimism, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert compares job security and company loyalty.
Office Politics, job security, loyalty, bonus, motivation, Dilbert, Boss
Ratbert says he's an ignorant rat but that's OK.
Family, ignorance, memory, bliss, Ratbert, Dilbert
Alice praises the Boss for letting her work independently for three months.
Management, empower, decision, project, cancel, Alice, Boss
Dilbert announces the new product will be released on time, despite its defects.
Engineer, product, defect, hope nobody notices, income, mental, assumption, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
Dogbert devises a plan for ending poverty.
Dogbert-Schemes, poverty, talk-show, cops, Dogbert Institute for Advanced Thinking, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert decides not to reason with idiots.
Family, idiot, bah, conversation, think, Dogbert, Dilbert
The Boss asks Wally to provide planning estimates for his next project.
Budget, estimate, budget, project, plan, mirror, trap, Boss, Wally
Dogbert announces his candidacy for supreme ruler of the universe on a talk show.
Start of saga: Dogbert runs for supreme ruler of the universe.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, Sharon Stone, mouth, interview, microphone, talk show, suspender, Dogbert, Larry King
Dogbert outlines his election tax plan.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, election, tax, idiot, Dogbert, Dilbert
A lobbyist gives money to Dogbert's campaign.
Dogbert-Schemes, supreme ruler of Earth, election, contribution, bribe, prison, lobbyist, Dogbert