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Wally asks Alice to test his reactions after watching a sexual harassment video.
Office Politics, sexual harassment, evolution, video, sexy, ignore, coffee cup, Wally, Alice

Dilbert tells the Boss the token fell out of his token ring network connection.
Technology, network connection, token ring, Ethernet, network cable, local area network, LAN, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

The Boss eliminates a few steps in order to hit the market window.
Management, market window, market research, technical testing, overhead, bird, Dilbert, Boss, Alice

Wally presents his budget estimates to the Boss.
Budget, indecision, capital, orgy, acquisition, Wally, Boss

The Boss asks Dilbert to move cubicles so the group will form a square pattern.
Management, cubicle, square pattern, downtime, downsize, symmetry, business card, Boss, Dilbert

Wally lowers the quality of his work to match his salary.
Office Politics, compensation, quality of work, raise, equilibrium, salary, Wally, Boss, Alice, Dilbert

Catbert describes the company's new cafeteria style benefits.
Benefits, cafeteria, health care, entree, diagnosis, cannibalism, Catbert, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert wants to try his paw at being a career counsellor.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a career counsellor.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, advice, self-reliant, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert counsels Wally his employer wont take care of him forever.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, training, pension, sourball, marble, raise, jar, Dogbert, Wally

Dogbert helps a man decide between a career of doctor or serial killer.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, organs, doctor, serial killer, Dogbert, man

Tina wants to become a famous novelist.
Dogbert-Schemes, career counsellor, technical writer, novelist, witty, e-mail, publish, book, author, Tina, Dogbert

The company tries to contain costs by limiting access to office supplies.
Management, cost containment, office supplies, cabinet, honesty, secretary, Boss, vice president, Asok, Wally, Dilbert

The boss announces the company is being bought by a rival.
Start of saga: A rival company buys Dilbert's company.
Management, rival, bought out, layoff, skull, spine, skeleton, engineer, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

The staff will be reduced after the merger.
Management, rival, merger, bald, furniture, redundant, Wally, Dilbert, man, Alice

Dilbert becomes paralysed with fear of the pending merger.
Leadership, merger, paralyse, fear, inert, rigor mortis, potluck, unmotivated, motivation, morale, Dilbert, Boss

The rival company asks for the Boss's proprietary information.
Management, merger, due diligence, proprietary, information, maniacal laugh, competition, Boss

Alice reveals secrets to the rival company.
Management, merger, secret, class action suit, asbestos, Alice, man

Dogbert complains about diversity not covering him.
Family, diversity, smart, dolt, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert analyses people's dreams.
Dogbert-Schemes, dream analysis, moron, data compression, gullible, opera singer, anti-rust sealant, extended warranty, lease, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, Boss, man, woman

Dogbert wonders whether people are worthy of his leadership.
Family, supreme ruler, leadership, ego, worthy, Dogbert, Dilbert

A new policy forbids weapons or violence in the workplace.
Policy, weapon, violence, permit, benefits, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss complains about the stacks of paper on Alice's desk.
Policy, paper, clean desk, ergonomics, Boss, Alice, Wally

Ratbert taunts Dilbert about how he works, but his net worth remains constant.
Family, work, net worth, Ratbert, Dilbert

Wally misunderstands the act of petting a cat.
Office Politics, cat, petting, benefits, lunch, selfish, vending machine, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Alice "rejoices" over receiving a small raise.
Management, raise, expectations, small raise, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Business language is translated into every day English.
Management, business language, competitive, core business, empower, re-engineer, training, market driven, valuable asset, crown, kick, window, bone, skull, humour, Wally, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, cannibal, marketeer

The Boss takes the last cup of coffee and doesn't make more.
Office Politics, coffee, brother, heck, golden boy, coffee maker, coffee pot, pitchspoon, refrigerator, Boss, Phil

Phil and the Boss discuss their career choices.
Marketing, manager, minor sins, Proctor and Gamble, home-exercise spoons, sandwich, pitchspoon, lunch, Phil, Boss

Phil markets his home exercise spoon.
Marketing, exerspoon, exercise, store, advertisement, television, pitchspoon, Phil

A co-worker assigns work to Dilbert.
Office Politics, assignment, waste paper, co-worker, boss, trashcan, analysis, man, Dilbert

Wally is asked to provide input on a paper.
Office Politics, review, ignorage, pile, paper, Wally, man