Dilbert tells Dogbert how technology allows him to work any time and anyplace.
Technology, cell phone, laptop computer, driving, restaurant, steal, broken, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Wally tells Dilbert about Human Resources new rule for short employees.
Administration, hat, safety, password, human resources, visibility, aluminum foil, Dilbert, Wally, Alice
A finance representative tells of 20% budget cuts.
Finance, budget, messenger, success vector, audience, presentation, projector, electrical cord, window, finance guy
Wally and Dilbert talk to a vendor whose product doesn't work.
Sales, decision, contract, career, raise, gizmo, vendor, Dilbert, Wally
Wally says why he wants to transfer to another department.
Leadership, transfer, dysfunctional, support, long distance, resume, manager, Wally
The Boss hires a psychologist to help achieve peak performance in teamwork.
Start of saga: Dogbert the psychologist helps the dysfunctional team.
Teamwork, psychologist, performance, dysfunctional, goal, cannibal, workshop, realistic, meeting, meetin, insult, Boss, Dogbert, Alice, Wally, Dilbert
Dogbert asks the team to say what they admire about another person.
Teamwork, dysfunctional, admire, leathery skin, workshop, Dogbert, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
Dogbert asks the team to make paper dolls while blindfolded.
Teamwork, dysfunctional, paper dolls, blindfold, cognitive dissonance, cry, hug, workshop, scissors, Dogbert, Dilbert, Alice, Boss, Wally
Alice tells what she's learned at Dogbert's workshop.
Teamwork, dysfunctional, workshop, Sanskrit, ham radio, divide by zero, respect, going first, Dogbert, Alice, Dilbert, Boss
Wally wants the training budget increased.
Training, budget, competitor, jump ship, downside, Wally, Boss
The engineers say what they've learned at a three day workshop.
Training, workshop, budget, paper airplane, blindfold, team, hug, love, presentation, Wally, Dilbert, workshop facilitator
The Boss says he's off to a management retreat in the mountains.
Leadership, management retreat, mountain, four-star hotel, binder, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally
Wally phones the mountain resort where the executives are having a retreat.
Leadership, management retreat, mountain, avalanche, telephone, yell, shout, Wally
The Boss tells Dilbert he fired the secretaries.
Leadership, re-engineer, production, secretary, credenza, fired, feather duster, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert and Wally use the photocopier.
Technology, clerical, secretary, photocopy, skill, toner, Dilbert, Wally
Ratbert tells Bob he wants to be the next heavyweight boxing champion of the world.
Personal, goal, boxing, small, uncoordinated, clueless, slow, Ratbert, Bob
Dilbert is too productive so he is being moved to another cubicle.
Leadership, productivity, cubicle, telephone, computer, loser, Boss, Dilbert
Ratbert has been invited to be a guest on CNN's Crossfire. Dogbert helps him prepare.
Society, Crossfire, CNN, television, opinion, simplify, stupid, debate, Ratbert, Dogbert, Dilbert
Ratbert monitors Dilbert to look for waste and inefficiency.
Finance, cut spending, waste, inefficiency, boldface, electricity, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert explains to Wally how he saves money for the Finance Department.
Finance, reduce costs, both sides, hard work, Ratbert, Wally
Ratbert tells Dilbert a 286 PC is sufficient for his 3-D rendering needs.
Finance, 286, PC, 3-D, rendering, career, Ratbert, Dilbert
Ratbert recommends standardising on one type of computer.
Start of saga: Computer Holy Wars.
Technology, standardise, Macintosh, Unix, OS/2 warp, holy wars, goatee, beret, gestapo, crusade, Ratbert
Wally asks Catbert if he will stop the computer holy wars.
Technology, standardise, human resources, director, holy wars, diversity, gestapo, crusade, Wally, Catbert
Wally encounters a condescending Unix computer user.
Technology, standardise, holy wars, beard, suspenders, Unix, nickel, crusade, Wally, Unix guy
The Boss overloads Alice with work, so she can't complete any of her projects.
Management, project, success, inventory, equipment, workload, Boss, Alice, Dilbert
Saint Dogbert tries to settle which computer should be standardised upon.
Technology, standardise, holy wars, desert, enlightenment, Palm Springs, endorsement, bribe, bishop hat, sceptre, paper umbrella, mediate, dispute, crusade, Boss, Saint Dogbert
The Boss asks Alice to compare themselves against world-class companies.
Management, benchmark, world-class, verbs out of nouns, engineer, field research, telephone, Boss, Alice
Alice presents her comparison of world-class companies.
Management, benchmark, world-class, compare, potato chip, software, oil, presentation, projector, industry, Alice, Boss
Dogbert recommends forming internal business units to fix the company's problem.
Start of saga: Battlin' Business Units.
Consultant, internal business units, bicker, lie, recommendation, Dogbert, Boss
The Boss introduces "Battlin' Business Units".
Consultant, business units, battle, cross-charging, undermining, janitor, presentation, BBU, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice