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The flame war between Dilbert and Wally cuts into their work.
Office Politics, status report, e-mail, flame war, herd, mating, rank, meeting, superior, obligation, hormone, Dilbert, Wally

Alice protests the company's dress code by dressing masculine.
Fashion, dress code, high heels, pantyhose, helpless ornaments, pleasure, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Alice tells the Boss she's protesting the company's dress code.
Fashion, dress code, Crying Game, protest, Alice, Boss

The Boss ranks Dilbert's assignments. Personal Life ends up on the "B" list.
Management, rank, assignment, personal life, priority, must do, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert explains how leaders are created -- they're morons with a high bladder-to-brain ratio.
Leadership, career, moron, meeting, bladder, brain, logic, promote, nature, coffee, talent, award, productive, Dogbert, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert wonders how many productive hours he owes the company while telecommuting.
Start of saga: Dilbert telecommutes.
Telecommuting, ethics, productive time, planet, driving, bathrobe, coffee cup, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert eliminates hygiene during his telecommuting.
Telecommuting, hygiene, language skills, gas mask, Tarzan, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert throws his pen in the air for a morning of telecommuting.
Telecommuting, pen, appreciation, bathrobe, Dilbert

Dilbert starts "clothes optional" telecommuting and wonders why monkeys don't grow beards.
Telecommuting, clothes, monkey, beard, meeting, attendance, Dilbert, Ratbert

Alice complains she makes less per hour than the janitor.
Office Politics, pay, janitor, pipes, raise, plunger, creature, attitude change, Alice, janitor, Boss

The Boss asks for current resumes from the engineers.
Management, resume, staff cut, disloyalty, downsize, fire, Boss, Wally, Alice

Dilbert joins a strategic planning team that works without really accomplishing anything.
Management, strategic planning, team, emotion, meeting, think, viewgraph, complain, believe, opinion, important, Dilbert, Boss, co-worker

The Boss asks everyone to quantify their contributions to revenue.
Management, revenue, quantify, future, cynicism, track, number, raise, Boss, Dilbert

Wally assumes his project will fail without him.
Management, revenue, valuable, project, contribute, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice

Wally sends out repeat e-mail while he's on sabbatical.
Technology, e-mail, best of Wally, sabbatical, in-cube, Dilbert, Wally

The engineers were so late they had to finish getting ready for work in the car.
Office Politics, makeup, shave, sponge bath, carpool, whine, Alice, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert reports to the Boss the project is behind schedule due to being understaffed.
Management, understaffed, status report, project, improvement, deadline, behind schedule, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

The Boss announces there will be no raises. The news goes downhill from there.
Management, raise, reward, worse, Boss

The many Boss Types are explained.
Management, boss types, hostage taker, fraud, motivational liar, over promoted, weasel, Moses, perfect boss, qualitise, paradigm, datums, Dogbert, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Wally

A co-worker asks Dilbert to give up his project and transfer over to a new project.
Office Politics, project, doomed project, promotion, raise, pathological liar, super powers, Dilbert, co-worker

Dilbert asks for help dealing with a pathological liar.
Office Politics, pathological liar, PhD, MIT, liatology, diploma, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss hires a temp to flap his arms to prevent the lights from being switched off.
Technology, light, motion detectors, journalism major, temp, fan, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss tells Alice he's almost done with her performance appraisal.
Management, performance review, documentation trail, motivational speaker, Boss, Alice

Alice is terrified by her impending performance review.
Management, performance review, reject, simian, disdain, lucky, rating, Alice, Wally, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss introduces a new rating system by comparing animal traits.
Management, performance review, animal traits, Tyrannosaurus Rex, brain, dinosaur, Boss, Alice

Dilbert tries to describe his job to his mother.
Note: Dilbert's Mom's first appearance.
Family, engineer, railroad, typewriter, debug, ISDN line, BRI analyser, packet, cake, TCP/IP driver, school, Dilbert's Mom, Dilbert, Dogbert

The read-out from the "Excellence in Teaming" is nearly ready.
Management, excellence in teaming, decision, squirrel migration habits, study, buy-in, Ted, Dilbert, Boss

The Boss gives out a cheque to Ted for the "We are Teams" campaign.
Management, We Are Teams, cheque, campaign, achievement, reward, attack, Boss, Ted, Alice, Wally, Dilbert