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Dogbert's ad agency comes up with a new name for the company. Alternative strip: The Boss gives an assignment to Mark who doesn't receive it very well.
Note: An alternative strip was also published this day.
Start of saga: Dogbert's ad agency creates a new image for Dilbert's company.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, company name, astronomy, electronics, Uranus, Hertz, management, assignment, scream, enjoy, facial expression, advertising, Boss, Dilbert, Mark, Alice, Dogbert

Dogbert unveils the new slogan for the company.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, company image, abuse employees, cubicle, presentation, projector, advertising, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert outlines the commercial he plans to produce.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, commercial, hidden camera, documentary, competition, advertising, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert's commercial will show company cars braking to avoid pedestrians.
Dogbert-Schemes, ad agency, commercial, pedestrian, Dick Clark, bloopers, television, advertising, Dogbert, Boss

Dilbert worked day and night to finish the design for a cancelled project.
Management, Project Zebra, design, cancel, kill, binder, travel, Dilbert, Boss

Dogbert invites over a hairless cat.
Family, hairless cat, spray-on hair, goldfish, spray can, Dogbert, Dilbert, hairless cat

Dilbert shows the new engineer the ropes.
Office Politics, new employee, anti-productivity pod, telephone, background noise, aisle, hangman's noose, cubicle, Boss, Dilbert, Laurie

Liz finds Dilbert oddly appealing but doesn't want to get physical until after marriage.
Dating, appeal, get physical, marriage, husband, literal, sex, Liz, Dilbert

Dilbert is oddly relaxed, despite Liz's views of sex before marriage.
Note: Dilbert's tie lays flat.
Dating, get physical, marriage, relax, tie lays flat, Unitarian, religion, sex, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss brings bad news about how to raise profits.
Management, profit, pencil, sell pencils, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

Special kinds of teams are required to survive in a tough year.
Management, profit, team, downsize, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

Dilbert announces a still-single shower in his honour.
Office Politics, still-single shower, registered pattern, Electron Hut, wedding gift, baby shower, invitation, Dilbert, Alice

Dogbert does an impression of a dog in space.
Family, dog in space, humour, impression, physical humour, lost art, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert explains the many types of friends.
Society, friend, close, buddy, boyfriend, girlfriend, stereotype, love, lust, television, platonic, Dogbert, Wally, Dilbert, man, woman

A management fast-tracker wants to fax a report to the CEO.
Office Politics, management, fast track, report, CEO, fax, shredder, suspenders, Wally, management fast-tracker, Dilbert

Dilbert says he received so many new assignments, there was no time for work.
Family, assignment, meeting, hamster on a wheel, Dilbert, Dogbert

Two goals this year are to improve customer service and downsize.
Downsizing, customer service, staff, service people, screw up, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

Wally is fired, and an outplacement agency will help.
Downsizing, outplacement, fired, cubicle, photocopy, food stamps, downsize, food stamps, counterfeit, Boss, Wally

Dogbert's Outplacement Agency welcomes Wally.
Downsizing, Dogbert's Outplacement Agency, freelance, ego, cubicle, DOA, telephone, Dogbert, Wally

Ratbert says he can look interested by making his eyes big.
Family, big eyes, interest, annoy, fake, laptop computer, Ratbert, Dilbert

The Boss rejects Dilbert's report because there are no alternatives listed.
Professional, report, proposal, alternative, tax break, career, cow chip, microchip, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert says he needs four additional engineers to finish the project on time.
Management, project, deadline, menacing statement, downsize, headcount, overwork, threat, Dilbert, Wally, Boss

Dogbert asks a genetic scientist for an army of slave clones.
Start of saga: Giant cucumbers.
Dogbert-Schemes, genetics, research, slave, army, conquer, cucumber, seed, Dogbert, scientist

Dogbert plants seeds for his army of giant cucumbers.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, mutant, slave, cucumber, sea monkey, boot camp, watering can, flower pot, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert prepares for conquering the world with his giant cucumbers.
Dogbert-Schemes, army, mutant, cucumber, conquer, salad shooter, pickle, world domination, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert

Sue is hired to run the Dignity Enhancement Program.
Downsizing, dignity enhancement program, hard work, less money, budget, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert is king of his cubicle, absolute ruler of his tiny realm.
Office Politics, cubicle king, loyal subjects, coffee, moat, barbarian, stapler, binder, Dilbert, Wally

A woman takes offence at Dilbert's use of the word "acute."
Feminism, image, fuzzy, acute, offence, sexist, pun, apology, witch, Dilbert, woman

Dilbert writes a report to say why his job shouldn't be outsourced.
Management, report, outsource, consultant, pride, logic, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert decides to get an MBA with night classes.
Start of saga: Dilbert attends MBA classes.
Professional, MBA, night class, prestige, babe ratio, knowledge, course catalogue, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert can't work unpaid overtime because of his MBA classes.
Professional, MBA, overtime, NPV, luck, Dilbert, Wally