Dilbert and Wally discover Dogbert is teaching 'diversity sensitivity'.
Training, dumpy, prejudice, racist, understand, Dilbert, Wally, Dogbert
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Dogbert explains the four basic personality groups.
Training, ugly, cute, smart, stupid, respect, pigeonhole, label, Dilbert, Dogbert, Wally
Dogbert leads sensitivity training by telling men to imagine they are a woman.
Training, sensitivity exercise, imagination, popular, dumb, blouse, woman, smile, Dogbert, Wally, Ken
The Boss is gleeful about his economic power over employees and taunts Dilbert.
Downsizing, leverage, inflation, promote, opportunity, downsize, abuse, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss says all engineers are empowered to shut down the factory at any time for any reason.
Empowerment, factory, shutdown, commercial, ethics, raise, hostage, ego, endanger, empower, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Bob's secretary offers Dilbert sarcasm.
Office Politics, psychic powers, doughnut, Dilbert, secretary
The Boss is impressed by Video Conferencing and Dilbert's puppet.
Telecommuting, puppet, bathrobe, webcam, video camera, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss thinks computer programming is easy.
Management, computer program, program code, typing, spell, colon, Boss, Dilbert
The boss demands an impossibly short deadline for Dilbert's project.
Leadership, deadline, status report, overwork, schedule, Dilbert, Boss
Irv explains how his accounting computer code systems gives him power.
Technology, code, money, lunch, spaghetti, holy grail, reward, Dilbert, Wally, Irv
Ratbert wants to be smart, just like the Garbageman.
Family, smart, respect, creativity, talent, burp, trashcan, love, Ratbert, Garbageman
Ratbert describes why he is afraid of the information superhighway to a group of people.
Personal, fear, information superhighway, type, secretary, toy, deception, alcoholics anonymous, Ratbert, alcoholic
The Boss brings Dilbert an urgent assignment.
Leadership, ageing, crisis, moot, urgent, Dilbert, Boss
The Boss explains the lunch time stress reduction talks was scheduled for last week.
Meeting, stress reduction, Wally, Dilbert, Boss, Alice, Ted
Dilbert joins a soccer league.
Start of saga: Dilbert plays soccer and meets Liz.
Sports, soccer, league, instinct, trajectory, angle, concentration, engineer, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is asked to be a 'stationary' player in a soccer game.
Note: Liz's first appearance.
Sports, soccer, glasses, calculation, Dilbert, Liz
Liz uses Dilbert's head to score a goal.
Sports, bonk, goal, kick, soccer, good head for the game, Dilbert, Liz
Dilbert asks Liz out for a pizza after the game. Major turn down.
Dating, soccer, ring, eunuch, Dilbert, Liz
The Cuborg 2000 means Dilbert won't have to leave the cubicle. At all.
Technology, Cuborg 2000, work space, nurse, cubicle, life support, tubes, monitor, vital signs, upgrade, self sufficient, nurse, hatch, dish antenna, Boss, Dilbert
The Boss is not clear on what a headhunter does.
Start of saga: Dogbert the headhunter.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunter, staff, problem, behead, disgruntle, post office, Boss, Dogbert
Dogbert's investigates job openings. Wally is not impressed.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunting, telephone, Dogbert, Wally
Dogbert offers a man a high paying job in a very cold climate.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunting, telephone, cold, freeze, gender, Dogbert
Dogbert brags about his salary.
Dogbert-Schemes, headhunting, telephone, brag, Dogbert
Liz says women demand equality, but the man must pay for dinner on a date.
Dating, restaurant, equality, survey, slap, menu, literal, Liz, Dilbert
Liz tests her hand signals hypothesis.
Dating, hold hands, experiment, control, hypothesis, Liz, Dilbert
Wally and Dilbert build a go cart in the lab.
Technology, lab supplies, battery, electric motor, hand truck, go cart, linear accelerator, television, gizmo, Wally, Dilbert, Boss
Dogbert tells Dilbert about his desire to own a publishing company.
Start of saga: Dogbert's publishing company.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, rejection, people person, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert loves his new career in book publishing.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, reject, talent, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert criticises an author's book in an interview.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, murder, dinosaur, detective, song, mystery, original, Dogbert, author
Dogbert the publisher writes a rejection letter to an author.
Dogbert-Schemes, publish, criticism, letter, manuscript, return envelope, stamp, plot, character, Dogbert