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A doctor evaluates his options about Dilbert suffering from the flu.
Health, ethics, flu, market value, organ, transplant, malpractice, blood, wax, Jeep, stethoscope, fabric, Dilbert, doctor

The Bioworld volunteers think nobody values their lives because they're ex-car salespeople.
Science, bioworld, ecology, glass dome, philosophy, value, cell phone, oxygen, food, volunteer, philosophy, logic, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

The Bioworld volunteers plead with Dogbert to end the experiment.
Science, bioworld, ecology, glass dome, experiment, food, air, sadism, Saturn, volunteer, Dogbert

Ratbert is no longer concerned with pollution because he knows rats will outlive humans.
Start of saga: Rats will outlive humans.
Science, environment, ecology, pollution, air, hardy, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert comments he is more likely to survive environmental disaster.
Family, disaster, rat, survive, ozone, pollution, Dilbert, Ratbert

Ratbert decides to conserve the human race.
Science, environment, disaster, pollution, conservation, pickle, Ratbert, Dilbert

Dilbert dislikes the television show he's watching.
Pun, television, trash, eschew, breath, own world, remote control, Dilbert, Dogbert

The engineers panic when an attractive woman is hired.
Dating, attractive woman syndrome, AWS, metabolism, social skill, turtle, mask, correction fluid, Boss, Dilbert, Liz, Dogbert

The Boss needs to cut staff but he doesn't know who to cut.
Start of saga: Downsizing contest between Dilbert and Zimbu.
Downsizing, staff cut, professional, career, valuable, monkey, pride, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

The Boss wants to keep the engineer who projects the most professional image.
Downsizing, staff cut, professional, image, stupid, lay off, rabbit ears, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

The contest to see who gets downsized begins. The first event is the staple chase.
Downsizing, contest, staple chase, layoff, stapler, shoot, pun, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

The contest for the position continues with the second event: fun in a barrel.
Downsizing, contest, layoff, gullible, fun, barrel of monkeys, humour, creative, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

Dilbert wins the contest against Zimbu and so keeps his job.
Downsizing, contest, layoff, management, fast track, banana, flea, victory jig, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu

The Boss says there are no stupid questions. He's wrong.
Management, plan, question, stupid, international date line, answer, present, Boss, man, Dilbert, Alice

Ted doesn't understand from the Boss's lingo he's being downsized.
Downsizing, right sizing, management adjusted, manager attrition, raise, flamethrower, feedback, positive, fast track, Boss, Ted, Dilbert, Wally

The Boss tries to interpret a sound made by a senior VP.
Management, senior VP, priority, vision, commitment, context, burrito, signal, demonstrate, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice, Ted

Dogbert presents himself as a psychic consultant.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, read minds, puce, primary colour, swami hat, telepathy, Dogbert, Boss

The Boss asks Dogbert to read his boss's mind.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, calendar, read minds, idiot, swami hat, telepathy, fire, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert reads the employee's minds to find clues to improve morale.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, morale, Star Trek, romance, ski trip, key chain, logo, swami hat, telepathy, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert the psychic senses death from Wally's cubicle.
Dogbert-Schemes, consultant, psychic, dead, smell, Heaven, swami hat, telepathy, Boss, Dogbert, Wally

Dilbert gives Albert a shoulder massage.
Office Politics, male bonding, shoulder massage, team player, Vulcan death grip, Dilbert, Albert

Dilbert says humans are superior because they can kill any other animal.
Science, human, superior, chipmunk, conclusion, kill, argue, slaughter, Dilbert, Dogbert, chipmunk

The Boss sends Dilbert to Elbonia to teach them quality.
Start of saga: Dilbert teaches quality management in Elbonia.
Management, Elbonia, quality, plant, English, hate, experience, Boss, Dilbert

Ratbert accompanies Dilbert to Elbonia as a bodyguard.
Family, Elbonia, trip, bodyguard, mud, voice, suitcase, Dilbert, Ratbert, Elbonian

Dilbert explains what the word "quality" means.
Training, Elbonia, quality, good, money, consultant, Dilbert, Elbonian, Ratbert

Dilbert says the first step in total quality is identifying the problem areas.
Training, Elbonia, quality, problem area, metric, mitten, stuck, breathe, total quality, Dilbert, Yorgi, Elbonian, Ratbert

Dilbert traces the root cause of Elbonia: they're a nation of imbeciles.
Training, Elbonia, quality, root cause, fishbone diagram, imbecile, club, dead fish, hat, easel, Dilbert, Elbonian, Ratbert

Manufacturing defects are down fifty percent because of Dilbert's quality management training.
Training, Elbonia, quality, manufacturing defect, production, suitcase, escape, Dilbert, Yorgi, Elbonian, Ratbert

The Boss announces Open Door Day for better communications once a month.
Management, communication, open door, whine, morale, profit, stock options, concern, Boss, Dilbert, Alice, Wally

The Boss has a stupid assignment for the first person to make eye contact.
Management, assignment, question, eye contact, mirror, stupid, Boss, Dilbert, Ted, Alice, Wally

Dogbert wonders at how much tax people pay.
Dogbert-Schemes, tax, government, vote, constitution, levy, Dogbert, Dilbert