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Dilbert complains to Dogbert about his satellite broadcast of a hypnotic message.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, broadcast, satellite, poster, amusing, bra, camera, hijack, chant, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

Wally says Dogbert's takeover of the world may have benefits.
Dogbert-Schemes, hypnosis, war, economy, poster, bra, coincidence, D-cup, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert retires as King and master of the Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, king, pillow, camera, satellite dish, antenna, poster, radio, Dogbert, everyone-on-Earth

Dilbert tries to buy some cheap parts at an electronics supply store.
Retail, technology, Electron Hut, P-Connect adaptor post, stock, cheap, Dilbert, clerk

Ratbert explains his treatment by Dilbert having a bad experience with a rat.
Family, experience, prejudice, insult, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert tries hiding from Dilbert because absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Family, absence, heart, fond, waste basket, Ratbert, Dilbert

Ratbert is concerned they might be a dysfunctional family.
Family, dysfunctional, family member, crime, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

Ratbert threatens turning to crime or turning into a certified public accountant.
Family, love, crime, certified public accountant, support, Ratbert, Dilbert

Dilbert is nervous about his upcoming speech to engineers.
Professional, presentation, society, engineer, speech, naked, vision, ear, necktie, Dilbert, Dogbert

Matter becomes denser as it gets closer to the speed of light.
Pun, speed of light, dense, gym teacher, high school, book, cover-up, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert studies engineers in their native habitat.
Professional, study, native, dominant, male, female, mate, groom, engineers in the mist, vegetation, self-conscious, envelope, backpack, knapsack, Dogbert, Wally

Wally has too much testosterone -- that's why he's bald.
Start of saga: Testosterone spews from Wally.
Science, bald, testosterone, pore, attitude, hair, aggressive, Wally, Ted, Dilbert

Wally thinks women will desire him because of his excess testosterone.
Science, bald, testosterone, hair, attitude, desire, aggressive, Wally, Wally's date

Wally is popular since he has extra testosterone.
Science, bald, testosterone, hair, attitude, popular, truck, rifle, pigeon, hunt, Dilbert, Wally

Wally had his pickup truck jacked up. Wally's license plate is "W-1."
Science, bald, testosterone, truck, jacked up, tailgate, Dilbert, Wally

Wally's testosterone flow dries up.
Science, bald, testosterone, attractive, shallow, Dilbert, Wally, Wally's date

People who don't vote shouldn't complain, Dilbert says.
Politics, vote, complain, bumper sticker, logic, raise, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert's date is a serial yakker.
Dating, restaurant, yak, serial, bore, coma, play dead, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter

Dilbert will go to a local school to tell the kids about a career in engineering.
Professional, school, role model, career, engineer, assignment, children, future, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert tells school kids about a career in engineering.
Professional, school, career, memo, scapegoat, vacation, engineer, technical, Dilbert, teacher

Dilbert talks to a school class about the Engineering career option.
Professional, career, cubicle, EMF, engineer, Dilbert, kid

Ninety percent of all people in engineering are male so dating opportunities for females are good.
Professional, school, career, social life, video game, dating, engineer, bonanza, Dilbert, kid

The goal of engineers is to avoid catastrophe, Dilbert tells the kids.
Professional, school, career, retire, blame, catastrophe, consultant, marketing, doughnut, Dilbert, teacher

Dilbert is ecstatic at a new gizmo to attach to his computer.
Technology, technophilia, computer, church, Dilbert, Dogbert

Statistics say office productivity dropped when computers came in.
Productivity, technology, statistics, software, program, computer model, scapegoat, employee, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert tries to find a project that's big, but not important.
Empowerment, justify existence, attention, staff cut, important, empower, quiet, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert has eliminated "work" by buying $25,000 of computer stuff.
Engineer, technophilia, computer, example, tedious, process, Dilbert, Boss

Television news focuses on death and injury.
Society, news, television, death, injury, pedestrian, van, bad news, tragedy, weather, sports, news reader

Dogbert creates a television network that reports only good news.
Dogbert-Schemes, news, television, network, drug, person of the week, happy, millionaire, brain, crime, Dogbert

Dogbert has a news show with good news, in contrast to the usual one.
Dogbert-Schemes, good-news-show, job, owl, forest, asteroid, Earth, miniseries, science, remote control, television, Dogbert, news reader