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The Boss promotes Peter, a brilliant programmer, to management.
Management, programmer, promotion, necktie, social awareness, communicate, Boss, Peter

Peter, the new supervisor, has trouble with his new management clothes.
Management, new boss, management clothes, manual, 800 help line, underwear, Peter, Dilbert, Alice

Dilbert tests Dogbert's homing instinct.
Science, test, homing instinct, car, experiment, Reader's Digest, clipboard, Dogbert, Dilbert

Since the company fell short of the earnings forecast, only managers can eat doughnuts at meetings.
Management, meeting, doughnut, earnings projection, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Some people always wash their cars and write letters to the editor.
Society, car, clean, letter to the editor, sarcasm, book, read, Dogbert, Dilbert

It's not the education, it's the quality of work that counts.
Office Politics, MBA, Stanford, education, quality, senior VP, Porsche, suspender, lick, tar, Wendell J. Stone IV, Wally, Dilbert

Dogbert listens to the news, which has lots of data, but no useful information.
Society, news, television, education, budget, music, safety, piano, tax, poll, health, risk, economist, economy, Dogbert, news reader

Dogbert says he can get the employees to start using their right-brain as well.
Start of saga: Dogbert, creativity consultant.
Creativity, brain, right-brain, left-brain, stem, meeting, consultant, quantitative analysis, Boss, Dogbert

Dogbert uses word association to unleash creativity.
Creativity, word association, chair, doughnut, consultant, suppress, Dogbert, Boss, Alice

Dogbert has a special creativity exercise for the MBAs.
Creativity, MBA, payback, research, hit, stick, suspender, consultant, Dogbert, MBA

An accountant describes his version of creativity.
Creativity, consultant, intuition, data, assumption, NPV, discount rate, accountant, Dogbert

Dogbert's final consultant report says the company wastes money on consultants.
Creativity, consultant, report, doom, waste, irony, Dogbert, Boss

Dilbert wonders what his date will reveal on the critical third date.
Dating, critical third date, secret, deformity, mob boss, restaurant, wine, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

The Boss asks Dilbert to find out if the applicant has what it takes to be an engineer.
Professional, engineer, test, pencil, fabric, pocket, hair, protector, panic situation, Boss, Dilbert, Karl

The Boss asks the employees to have lunch together once a week.
Management, lunch, team spirit, motivation, detail, free time, Boss, Alice, Wally, Dilbert

Ted is working like a dog.
Office Politics, working like a dog, scratch, hind leg, Dilbert, Ted

A mistake in the budget spreadsheet means money was transferred but not an employee.
Finance, budget, spreadsheet, typo, transfer, headcount, accountant, Boss, employee

The Boss has good news and bad news. The bad news is they can't compete against small companies.
Management, good news, bad news, competition, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, co-worker

Wally has a roof on his cubicle.
Office Politics, cubicle, modular, roof, wall, ceiling, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert gets contact lenses.
Fashion, glasses, contact lenses, emergency backup system, pants, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert retouches a client photo at his dating service.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Digital Dating Service, photo, retouch, Sandra Bernhard, camera, camcorder, database, hair, nose, tan, teeth, wrinkle, stomach, lip, Dogbert, client

Dilbert discovers a hole in the fabric of space.
Start of saga: Hole in space.
Science, fabric, hole, space, dangerous, Dilbert, Dogbert, Ratbert

Ratbert explores the mystery in the hole in space.
Science, hole, space, fabric, Dick Clark, secret, Dilbert, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dilbert pulls Ratbert out of the hole in the fabric of space.
Science, hole, space, fabric, dimension, bore, minute, year, Dilbert, Ratbert, Dogbert

Ratbert writes a book about his experience in the hole in space.
Science, hole, space, fabric, journal, book, author, editor, radio, Ratbert

The Boss arranges for a bowling night as a reward for performance.
Management, bowling, reward, performance, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert makes a calendar "The Men of Engineering."
Note: The title strip for "Still Pumped from Using the Mouse."
Dogbert-Schemes, calendar, men of engineering, pumped, mouse, camera, muscle, shirt, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert can't mingle during a break in a meeting.
Office Politics, meeting, break, washroom, air dryer, mingle, agenda, Dilbert, Dogbert, presenter