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Dogbert causes the stock market to fall by pretending to be an alien and demanding surrender.
Dogbert-Schemes, antennae, hat, powers, television camera, microphone, alien, surrender, stock market, interest rates, Dogbert, reporter, Dilbert

World leaders debate the demands of Dogbert the alien.
Note: Some people say the translator's head is shaped like a penis. Scott says this was not intentional.
Dogbert-Schemes, antennae, alien, demand, leader, United Nations, prank, translation, parking space, microphone, headset, reporter, delegate, translator

Dogbert is voted supreme ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, alien, United Nations, supreme ruler of Earth, science, freckles, press conference, television, surprise, antenna, hat, microphone, podium, news reader, Dogbert, reporter

Dogbert promises to become morally corrupt as supreme ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, alien, corrupt, moral, tax, supreme ruler of Earth, Dogbert, reporter

Amazing Ronny wants to debunk the fact Dogbert is an alien.
Dogbert-Schemes, alien, supreme ruler of Earth, skeptic, debunk, cow, algebra, media, hat, antenna, cape, Amazing Ronny, Dogbert, reporter

Dogbert gives tips on how to be safer in the home.
Safety, Dogbert's Home Safety Tips, toaster, vote, election, evangelism, television, luck, toaster, board, mouth, swallow, communist regime, pray, check, crush, Dogbert

The Boss uses humour in the workplace to ease the tension of downsizing.
Start of saga: Humour in the workplace.
Downsizing, humour, workplace, tension, knock-knock, joke, Boss, downsized man

The Boss uses humour during Dilbert's annual review: How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Performance Review, humour, tension, lightbulb, joke, appraisal, performance, engineer, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss uses humour to improve creativity.
Creativity, humour, tension, head crash, loose, keyboard, Boss

Wally is dressed as a clown to increase creativity.
Creativity, humour, costume, jester, clown, task force, kill, creative, Dilbert, Wally

Everyone wears a "Kick Me" sign to increase humour in the workplace.
Creativity, humour, kick me, relax, injury, creative, crotch, male, balls, testicles, Boss, Alice, Dilbert, co-worker

The Boss says video games sales have plateaued, so that calls for drastic action.
Management, video game, sales, plateau, diversify, pollute, outside, outdoors, inside, indoors, Boss, Dilbert, Wally, Alice

Dilbert wonders why people don't answer questions.
Family, question, conversation, rhetoric, torture, answer, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Boss temporarily transfers Dilbert to field sales -- for the wrong reasons.
Start of saga: Dilbert in Sales.
Sales, field sales, transfer, management, yank your chain, over communicating, assignment, round, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert, in Sales, is introduced to his customers.
Sales, transfer, customer, account, despise, hurt, small business, boss, new guy, Tina, Dilbert, customer

A sales trainer says the company makes overpriced, inferior products.
Sales, field sales, quota, illegal, overpriced, inferior products, training, inferior products, projector, presentation, sales trainer, Dilbert

A potential customer asks Dilbert the salesman to top the competitor's offer.
Sales, sales call, field sales, competitor, massage from Helga, offer, customer, Dilbert, masseuse

Ratbert says drug testing at the lab will change Dilbert's mind about accepting him in the family.
Family, accept, lab, drug test, family, little, Dilbert, Ratbert

Ratbert tests a growth formula at the lab.
Family, accept, growth formula, giant, sarcasm, wit, Ratbert, Dilbert

Dogbert wants an expensive present for Christmas.
Family, Christmas, analysis, mortgage, gift, cash, reserves, hat, Yule log, finance, social life, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Boss changes words in Dilbert's report to make it less readable.
Management, report, word, readable, fax, type size, font size, facilitate, implementation phase, editing, Boss, Dilbert

A co-worker says he's not stressed by the holidays this year because everyone gets the same gift.
Family, Christmas, gift, stress, advertisement, flabmaster, socks, muscle, couch, shop, holidays, Dilbert, co-worker

Wally collects for a Christmas gift for the poor.
Office Politics, Christmas, gift, poor, CD, shallow, card, money, Dilbert, Wally

Dogbert is outraged Dilbert only got him one gift this year.
Family, Christmas, gift, hat, tree, Humane Society, sweater, telephone, outrage, Dogbert, clerk

Dogbert doesn't want to open his gift from Dilbert since it's only a hat.
Family, Christmas, gift, hat, crown, humour, bathrobe, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dry cleaning will be ready in three days even though the sign says "While You Wait."
Retail, dry cleaner, while you wait, wait, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert reads the care instructions on a shirt.
Fashion, clean, instruction, glacier, cotton, Australia, Nik-Nik bug, washing machine, Dilbert

Dilbert wears a lot of personal technology.
Start of saga: Personal technology wars, featuring Techno-Bill.
Technology, personal technology, cell phone, computer, modem, envy, thesaurus, pager, palm, organise, wireless, antenna, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert challenges Wally for technical superiority.
Technology, personal technology, pager, calculator watch, dominance, challenge, ritual, battle, compass, wireless, fax, antenna, gizmo, superior, male, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert rejoices in his superiority over less-equipped engineers.
Technology, personal technology, fax, prime engineer, superior, antenna, gadget, Dilbert, Techno-Bill

Dilbert and Techno-Bill square off in a battle for technical superiority.
Technology, personal technology, fax, cell phone, modem, autodial, control module, antenna, gadget, Dilbert, Techno-Bill