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Dogbert demonstrates different emotions for the camera.
Personal, camera, mood, screen test, emotion, sad, angry, surprise, happy, camcorder, sorrow, Dilbert, Dogbert

An applicant to Dogbert's Driving School has flunked the driving test nine times.
Start of saga: Dogbert's Driving School.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Driving School, driving test, application, form, pencil, signature, Dogbert, student

A student watches a film about accidents at Dogbert's Driving School.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Driving School, film, accident, helicopter, sensitive, highway, lunch, sandwich, Dogbert, student

A student practises driving manoeuvres in Dogbert's Driving School.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's Driving School, road test, CD, cellular phone, simulation, stereo, mobile phone, car phone, defrost, window, honk, simulation, test drive, Dogbert, student, sales rep

Dilbert worries his creative years are behind him. Wally is unhelpful.
Creativity, idea, ageing, creative, ageing, track record, lunch, Dilbert, Wally

Dilbert thinks people put him down to make themselves feel good.
Philosophy, denigrate, compare, problem, theory, superior, Dilbert, Bob

Ratbert tries to cheer up Dilbert when Dogbert is away.
Family, dance, bond, dancing rat, Kumbaya, lonely, friend, Dilbert, Ratbert

Dilbert says books are better than television.
Society, television, book, education, DNA, global warming, read, sound, picture, challenge, image, complex, plot, story, bake, cake, scratch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Wally gets attacked for asking Floyd a question.
Office Politics, grumpy, question, hate job, chew clothes off, synthetic, Dilbert, Wally

A jerk at work likes being mean by withholding information he controls.
Empowerment, information, control, co-worker, mean, wedgie, underwear, Dilbert, Floyd, secretary

The Engineers draw straws to see who kills Floyd, their abusive co-worker.
Start of saga: Floyd the abusive co-worker.
Office Politics, draw straws, co-worker, cheat, murder, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

People at the office want Floyd the budget manager dead, and select Dilbert to do it.
Office Politics, kill, irritable, mean, love, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert confronts Floyd, the abusive co-worker.
Office Politics, kill, attitude, accomplishment, report, choke, co-worker, Dilbert, Floyd

The engineers ask Dilbert how Floyd the abusive co-worker died.
Office Politics, kill, choke, bile, first aid, ambulance, telephone, Alice, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

Dilbert finds a hair in his soup. The waiter thinks it's not the restaurant's fault.
Dating, restaurant, hair in soup, analysis, lab, integrity, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter

Elbonia has civil war.
Start of saga: Elbonian civil war. Dilbert the diplomat.
Politics, Elbonia, reporter, microphone, television, news, civil war, weapon, reporter, Elbonian

Dogbert packs for Elbonia to negotiate an end to their civil war.
Travel, Elbonia, civil war, negotiate, arbitration, fly, suitcase, diplomacy, economy, adviser, rebel, leader, slingshot, airline, Dilbert, Elbonian, Dogbert

Dilbert travels to Elbonia to negotiate an end to their civil war.
Travel, Elbonia, civil war, slingshot, airline, suitcase, fly, rebel leader, negotiate, Dilbert, Elbonian

The Elbonians want Dilbert to be the new rebel leader.
Politics, Elbonia, civil war, rebel leader, diplomat, peace, mission, Dilbert, Elbonian

After the old rebel leader was killed, they pick a name for Dilbert, their new leader.
Politics, Elbonia, civil war, rebel leader, code name, television, piglet, hamster, news reader, Elbonian, Dilbert, Dogbert

An Elbonian asks "How many left-handed Elbonians does it take to change a light bulb?"
Politics, Elbonia, light bulb joke, left-handed, Elbonian

Dogbert sorts jerks into three categories at his school for jerks.
Society, Dogbert's School for Jerks, sort, categories, supermodel, Cindy Crawford, hubba, ball, sports, lawyer, foul, Dogbert, jerk

Left-handed Elbonians complain about persecution from the right-handed ones.
Politics, Elbonia, left-handed, prejudice, persecute, righties, lefties, arbitrary, distinction, normal, Elbonian, Dilbert

Dilbert persuades the Elbonians to end their civil war.
Politics, Elbonia, peace, civil war, animal, civilised, slaughter, discriminate, economics, secretary of state, Dilbert, Elbonian, pig

A beaver dispels a basic myth.
Science, busy as a beaver, beaver, stereotype, lazy, Dogbert, beaver

A lazy beaver tries to find shortcuts to get more work done.
Science, lazy, shortcut, daytime planner, efficiency, Dogbert, beaver

Ratbert takes a chemical at a lab.
Science, lab, rat, Tic-Tac, potion, chemistry, humour, funny, Ratbert, scientist

Dilbert asks a repairman to fix his roof.
Retail, roof, repair, quote, reliable, leak, repeat customer, Dilbert, repairman

Dilbert gets a metal detector to help him meet women.
Dating, park, metal detector, curious, reproduce, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert schemes world takeover by disguising himself as a space alien.
Start of saga: Dogbert disguised as an alien.
Dogbert-Schemes, disguise, alien, space, antenna, hat, surrender, fight, picture, Dilbert, Dogbert