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Ratbert attempts to follow in Dogbert's steps with a "science" book.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, mole, footsteps, demagogue, scum, hate, book, disguise, science, underground, movement, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dilbert's date says she has an obsessive personality.
Dating, obsessive, love, slave, restaurant, waiter, woman, Dilbert

Dogbert thinks Dilbert has suppressed memories of alien abduction.
Science, dream, alien, abduction, hypnosis, risk, suppress, abduct, memory, scorn, nosebleed, ridicule, Dogbert, Dilbert

Is it better to be smart or good looking? Dogbert has his own take.
Philosophy, smart, good looks, talent, witty, annoy, objective, hypothetical, Brain, quality, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert extracts Dilbert's memories of alien abduction.
Science, hypnosis, alien, abduction, sleep, ET, bag, luggage, suitcase, picture, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert recalls being abducted by aliens.
Science, hypnosis, alien, abduction, ET, theatre, popcorn, memory, picture, dark room, seat, disgust, Ship, suppress, Dilbert, Dogbert

A general from the department of government cover-ups threatens Dilbert.
Science, alien, abduction, government, cover up, UFO, poison, mint, medal, uniform, sunglasses, general, press, newspaper, slay, kill, murder, assassinate, tax dollar, tax, Dilbert, general

The general wants to kill Dilbert for talking about his alien abduction.
Science, alien, abduction, government, kill, cutback, track record, general, murder, assassinate, space, medal, uniform, sunglasses, scare, budget, cutback, air support, Dilbert, general

The general explains why he wants to kill Dilbert.
Science, alien, abduction, government, tax, cover up, confidence, general, medal, sunglasses, uniform, UFO, faith, kill, murder, assassinate, citizen, Dogbert, general

Dilbert speculates why aliens abduct people.
Science, abduction, medical research, hide the pellet, nose probe, speculate, body cavity, cavity, implant, nose probe, gadget, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, alien

Dogbert gives potential parents a test to weed out bozos.
Dogbert-Schemes, parent license, exam, discipline, tutor, nickname, body part, brain, garbanzo bean, bozo, Dogbert, parent

Dilbert wonders about the perfect woman for him.
Dating, mate, perfect, recognise, law, Dilbert, Dogbert, Dilbert's perfect mate, cat

Everyone has a perfect romantic match, but that's not necessarily a good thing.
Dating, romantic match, happiness, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman, cat

The Boss wants to crush creative ideas.
Management, employee suggestion, creativity, idea, crush, sniff, trap, Boss, Dilbert, co-worker

The Boss explains the standard process for an employee suggestion: wearing a wet blanket and surrounded by imbeciles.
Management, employee suggestion, process, wet blanket, imbecile, Boss, imbecile, Dilbert

Dilbert's date says he's not like most men she's dated.
Dating, handsome, inconsiderate, self-centred, ugly, considerate, woman, Dilbert

Dogbert recounts the time Dilbert told a joke and laughed so hard he hurt himself.
Family, laugh, joke, lurch, spit, coffee table, inhale, snort, choke, ignore, bore, Dogbert, Dilbert

The different gift contributions for a co-worker are outlined.
Office Politics, collect, money, gift, manhood, romantic, birthday, romantic, secretary, engineer, Dilbert, Wally, woman

Dogbert decides to become a doctor because of the power they hold.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a doctor.
Dogbert-Schemes, doctor, suck up, career, opportunity, needle, opportunity, stapler, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert examines a patient who reacts like a liberal.
Health, examination, knee-jerk liberal, party, Doctor Dogbert, crime, society, nuclear research, hammer, Dogbert, patient

Dogbert diagnoses mild flu, but wants to let the patient die.
Health, examination, flu, empathy, Ambassador Class, survive, Dogbert, patient

Dogbert X-rays all the patients at once.
Health, X-ray, hypochondriac, waiting room, turbocharge, waiting room, diagnosis, mail, genius, schedule, Dogbert, patient

A customer for Dogbert's Dating Service clings to his fantasy.
Dogbert-Schemes, dating service, sign up, fantasy, model, brochure, hope, Dogbert, customer

Dogbert searches a "date-a-base" to find someone for Dilbert.
Dating, date-a-base, Donahue, primate, looks, database, quote, sincere, search, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert's date wants to become "just friends," and maybe less.
Dating, break up, let's be friends, employee, butler, opportunity, bargain, acquaintance, butler, steal, window of opportunity, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dogbert becomes a time management expert.
Start of saga: Dogbert, time management expert.
Dogbert-Schemes, time management, consultant, decision, Dogbert, Boss

Dogbert rubs it in his lecture series audience tolerates his abuse.
Dogbert-Schemes, lecture-circuit, microphone, stage, cattle, rub it in, moo, Dogbert, audience

Dilbert tracks the employee's body rhythms.
Dogbert-Schemes, rhythm, performance, El Nino, biorhythm, natural, peak, trough, temperature, Dogbert, employee

Dogbert predicts as part of natural body rhythm, the employees' mental states will all reach a low point at the same time.
Dogbert-Schemes, El Nino, Circadian Trough, body rhythms, staff meeting, mental activity, biorhythm, mental activity, natural, low point, Dogbert, Boss

A man gets a load of page turning saliva on his page-turning hand to show Dilbert information in his binder.
Office Politics, binder, saliva, page-turning hand, information, stuck together, co-worker, Dilbert

Dogbert outlines a possible scientific basis for astrology.
Science, astrology, star, brain development, diet, season, watch, personality, rhythm, ancient, timing, pattern, Dilbert, Dogbert