Ratbert attempts to follow in Dogbert's steps with a "science" book.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, mole, footsteps, demagogue, scum, hate, book, disguise, science, underground, movement, Dogbert, Ratbert
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Dilbert's date says she has an obsessive personality.
Dating, obsessive, love, slave, restaurant, waiter, woman, Dilbert
Dogbert thinks Dilbert has suppressed memories of alien abduction.
Science, dream, alien, abduction, hypnosis, risk, suppress, abduct, memory, scorn, nosebleed, ridicule, Dogbert, Dilbert
Is it better to be smart or good looking? Dogbert has his own take.
Philosophy, smart, good looks, talent, witty, annoy, objective, hypothetical, Brain, quality, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert extracts Dilbert's memories of alien abduction.
Science, hypnosis, alien, abduction, sleep, ET, bag, luggage, suitcase, picture, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert recalls being abducted by aliens.
Science, hypnosis, alien, abduction, ET, theatre, popcorn, memory, picture, dark room, seat, disgust, Ship, suppress, Dilbert, Dogbert
A general from the department of government cover-ups threatens Dilbert.
Science, alien, abduction, government, cover up, UFO, poison, mint, medal, uniform, sunglasses, general, press, newspaper, slay, kill, murder, assassinate, tax dollar, tax, Dilbert, general
The general wants to kill Dilbert for talking about his alien abduction.
Science, alien, abduction, government, kill, cutback, track record, general, murder, assassinate, space, medal, uniform, sunglasses, scare, budget, cutback, air support, Dilbert, general
The general explains why he wants to kill Dilbert.
Science, alien, abduction, government, tax, cover up, confidence, general, medal, sunglasses, uniform, UFO, faith, kill, murder, assassinate, citizen, Dogbert, general
Dilbert speculates why aliens abduct people.
Science, abduction, medical research, hide the pellet, nose probe, speculate, body cavity, cavity, implant, nose probe, gadget, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, alien
Dogbert gives potential parents a test to weed out bozos.
Dogbert-Schemes, parent license, exam, discipline, tutor, nickname, body part, brain, garbanzo bean, bozo, Dogbert, parent
Dilbert wonders about the perfect woman for him.
Dating, mate, perfect, recognise, law, Dilbert, Dogbert, Dilbert's perfect mate, cat
Everyone has a perfect romantic match, but that's not necessarily a good thing.
Dating, romantic match, happiness, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman, cat
The Boss wants to crush creative ideas.
Management, employee suggestion, creativity, idea, crush, sniff, trap, Boss, Dilbert, co-worker
The Boss explains the standard process for an employee suggestion: wearing a wet blanket and surrounded by imbeciles.
Management, employee suggestion, process, wet blanket, imbecile, Boss, imbecile, Dilbert
Dilbert's date says he's not like most men she's dated.
Dating, handsome, inconsiderate, self-centred, ugly, considerate, woman, Dilbert
Dogbert recounts the time Dilbert told a joke and laughed so hard he hurt himself.
Family, laugh, joke, lurch, spit, coffee table, inhale, snort, choke, ignore, bore, Dogbert, Dilbert
The different gift contributions for a co-worker are outlined.
Office Politics, collect, money, gift, manhood, romantic, birthday, romantic, secretary, engineer, Dilbert, Wally, woman
Dogbert decides to become a doctor because of the power they hold.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a doctor.
Dogbert-Schemes, doctor, suck up, career, opportunity, needle, opportunity, stapler, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert examines a patient who reacts like a liberal.
Health, examination, knee-jerk liberal, party, Doctor Dogbert, crime, society, nuclear research, hammer, Dogbert, patient
Dogbert diagnoses mild flu, but wants to let the patient die.
Health, examination, flu, empathy, Ambassador Class, survive, Dogbert, patient
Dogbert X-rays all the patients at once.
Health, X-ray, hypochondriac, waiting room, turbocharge, waiting room, diagnosis, mail, genius, schedule, Dogbert, patient
A customer for Dogbert's Dating Service clings to his fantasy.
Dogbert-Schemes, dating service, sign up, fantasy, model, brochure, hope, Dogbert, customer
Dogbert searches a "date-a-base" to find someone for Dilbert.
Dating, date-a-base, Donahue, primate, looks, database, quote, sincere, search, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's date wants to become "just friends," and maybe less.
Dating, break up, let's be friends, employee, butler, opportunity, bargain, acquaintance, butler, steal, window of opportunity, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dogbert becomes a time management expert.
Start of saga: Dogbert, time management expert.
Dogbert-Schemes, time management, consultant, decision, Dogbert, Boss
Dogbert rubs it in his lecture series audience tolerates his abuse.
Dogbert-Schemes, lecture-circuit, microphone, stage, cattle, rub it in, moo, Dogbert, audience
Dilbert tracks the employee's body rhythms.
Dogbert-Schemes, rhythm, performance, El Nino, biorhythm, natural, peak, trough, temperature, Dogbert, employee
Dogbert predicts as part of natural body rhythm, the employees' mental states will all reach a low point at the same time.
Dogbert-Schemes, El Nino, Circadian Trough, body rhythms, staff meeting, mental activity, biorhythm, mental activity, natural, low point, Dogbert, Boss
A man gets a load of page turning saliva on his page-turning hand to show Dilbert information in his binder.
Office Politics, binder, saliva, page-turning hand, information, stuck together, co-worker, Dilbert
Dogbert outlines a possible scientific basis for astrology.
Science, astrology, star, brain development, diet, season, watch, personality, rhythm, ancient, timing, pattern, Dilbert, Dogbert