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The team starts with a trust-building exercise -- eat doughnuts to save someone from a bear.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, trust, doughnut, bear, committee, rope, instructor, Wally

The next exercise on the management course is to build a commercial airport.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, creativity, airport, design, construction, instructor, Wally

The team crosses a mud path using only a rope.
Training, rivers and trees, survival, mud, rope, instructor

Ratbert channels his pain and hostility into his art.
Creativity, art, painting, bowl of fruit, hate, hostility, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dogbert criticises Ratbert's art.
Creativity, art, painting, stairmaster, criticism, talent, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dilbert is willing to bet his career on the new technology.
Presentation, bet your career, preparedness, recommend, viewgraph, low point, Dilbert, manager

Dilbert uses multimedia to spice up his budget spreadsheet.
Technology, multimedia, spreadsheet, camcorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Engineers brag about having written programs with primitive tools.
Engineer, engineer, brag, icon, windows, zero, one, lunch, Dilbert, Wally, co-worker

Dogbert says anything can be advertised, and proves it.
Dating, advertisement, billboard, date a Dilbert, newspaper, Dogbert, Dilbert

The Manager has heard light is faster than sound and is confused.
Leadership, light, sound, ignorance, Dilbert, Boss

Dilbert gives his potential date flowers, a deposit, a resume, and references.
Dating, flower, deposit, resume, diskette, reference, financial disclosure, rejection, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert is impressed women write letters to guys in prison.
Dating, prison, personals-ad, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert convinces Ratbert to share his chips.
Family, chips, brain, thought, conscious, rationalise, Dogbert, Ratbert

The "Cow and Egg" lobby must counter the nutrition pyramid from vegetarians.
Start of saga: Cow and Egg lobby.
Vegetarian, nutrition, cow and egg lobby, lobbyist, teacher

A vegetarian asks Dogbert to lead their movement.
Vegetarian, charisma, leadership, movement, scrawny, wimps, health, vegetarian, Dogbert

Dilbert questions Dogbert on why he took up vegetarianism.
Vegetarian, cult, Dilbert, Dogbert

A lobbyist from the cow and egg lobby visits Dogbert. He wheezes after climbing three floors.
Vegetarian, cow and egg lobby, heart attack, wheeze, stairs, lobbyist, Dogbert

The cow and egg lobby will try to discredit the vegetarian movement.
Vegetarian, cow and egg lobby, CNN, movement, health, choke, carrot, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dogbert inspires a vegetarianism mob to demonstrate.
Vegetarian, march, demonstration, leader, revolt, write letters, Dogbert, Dilbert, mob

Dogbert hires an Elbonian to act as a trained monkey for a week.
Dogbert-Schemes, Elbonia, trained monkey, wage, boot, economy, Yergi, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert invents a way to send data without cables. The footnote says "Really, no kidding."
Science, communicator, fibre optic, John Stuart Bell, theorem, electron, horse's head, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Garbageman analyses Dilbert's invention from the trash.
Science, molecule bifurcation communicator, Einstein, John Stuart Bell, physics, Garbageman, Dilbert

The assistant tells the Boss Dilbert has obsoleted their product line.
Creativity, obsolete, sucking-up, Boss, assistant

Dilbert increases home security because of death threats.
Science, invention, death threat, patent, home security, mail, screwdriver, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert offers to kill Dilbert for a million.
Dogbert-Schemes, invention, kill, hit man, head on a platter, Tupperware, mobster, Dogbert

Dogbert has proof he completed his hit man contract on Dilbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, kill, contract, hit man, television, proof, photo, Dogbert, mobster

Dogbert provides research on potential romantic partners.
Dating, detective agency, romance, fantasy, ego, normal, bad news, woman, Dogbert

Dogbert decides to become a demagogue.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, violent crime, pet, demagogue, media, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert writes a short book on the problem of unmarried men.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, Dogbert

Dogbert promotes his unmarried men book on a talk show.
Dogbert-Schemes, unmarried-men, talk-show, microphone, Dogbert, hostess