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Dilbert is the first in the city to get a new video phone.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets a video phone.
Technology, video phone, camera, society, compatible, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert says the video phone will help his dating by helping him weed out unattractive prospects.
Technology, dating, weed out, camera, video phone, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Nobody has called Dilbert on his video phone yet.
Technology, video phone, dweeb, mirror, early adopter, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert feeds a television signal through his video phone.
Technology, video phone, television, celebrity, Dolly Parton, screwdriver, Dilbert, Dogbert

Ratbert is being exposed to violent movies to see if he becomes more violent.
Science, violence, lab rat, inured to violence, gnaw, parent group, movie, Ratbert, Dogbert

A woman complains she can't meet more men.
Dating, meet men, get lost, stunned bunny, woman, Dilbert

Dogbert tells how to act sensitive which is what women want.
Dating, sensitive, act, phony, empathy, suggestion, sports, Dogbert

The Boss says change is necessary to keep up with the competition.
Management, change, competition, paper, quality, Boss, Dilbert

The Boss announces a new slogan: We are Quality.
Management, inspiration, slogan, quality, we are quality, pay, Boss, Brenda

Dilbert complains Brenda has been brainwashed by the new company slogan.
Office Politics, inspiration, slogan, yellow sticky note, brainwash, Dilbert, man, Brenda

The Boss celebrates he has changed the fabric of corporate culture.
Management, brainwash, corporate culture, quality, Boss, Dilbert, Wally

CNN reports about solar flares.
Science, news, television, reporter, CNN, solar flare, sun, Dogbert, Bernard Shaw, Wolf Blitzer

CNN says to start exercising.
Health, news, television, CNN, exercise, aerobics, weather, Ted Turner, Jane Fonda, Dogbert, news reader

Dogbert hears a confession at his confess-o-rama.
Dogbert-Schemes, confession, chocolate, cookie, dunce hat, Cathy comic strip, dance, naked, sin, Dogbert, sinner

Dogbert changes his hairstyle for his new television show, "Healing for Dollars."
Start of saga: Dogbert the evangelism.
Dogbert-Schemes, hair, Healing for Dollars, trust, television, evangelism, gullible, Dilbert, Dogbert, man, woman

Dogbert uses his healing powers to prevent people from getting pimples on their tongues.
Dogbert-Schemes, Healing for Dollars, television, evangelism, pimple, tongue, gullible, microphone, Dilbert, moron

An investigative reporter visits Dogbert about his "Healing for Dollars" show.
Dogbert-Schemes, Healing for Dollars, television, evangelism, investigative reporter, money, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, reporter

The Boss announces everyone must wear ID badges; yet another way to dehumanise.
Corporate Services, ID, cafeteria, alfalfa, criminal, Boss, Dilbert, Alice

Ted avoids any work in meetings with body language.
Meeting, question, body language, Dilbert, Wally, Ted

Dilbert applies for a credit card at the Bank of Ethel.
Finance, credit card, Bank of Ethel, credit check, annual fees, interest, body cavity, commercial, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert, Ethel

Dogbert decides to create art masterpieces.
Dogbert-Schemes, art, masterpiece, charcoal, abstract, cynical, moron, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert describes his accomplishments to the Boss in preparation for his performance appraisal.
Management, performance review, accomplishment, invention, license fees, Boss, Dilbert

Dogbert wants to open a school for people with no common sense.
Start of saga: Dogbert's School of Common Sense.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, pay, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert welcomes students to his school of common sense.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, pay, tip, negotiate, Dogbert

Dogbert teaches a student how to get water out of a boot.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, water, boot, heel, hair, Dogbert

Dogbert shows a student how to hand scissors to another person.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, run, scissors, ear, Dogbert, Todd

At his school of common sense, Dogbert tells the story of Clayton, who smoked a cigar while fixing a gasoline engine.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Common Sense, school, auto mechanic, cigar, gasoline, lightning, explosion, bandage, Dogbert, Clayton

Dilbert decides to start jogging but has trouble tying his shoes.
Health, jog, run, shoe, lace, knot, Boy Scout, Olympics, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert and Dogbert start their vacation with a flight.
Start of saga: Plane crash, cannibalism.
Travel, vacation, plane, mountain, crash, edible, mistake, snow, Dilbert, flight attendant

Dilbert's plane crashes on a mountain.
Travel, plane, crash, cannibal, mountain, snow, Captain Bob, Dilbert