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Dogbert has to fake his way through square dance calling.
Dogbert-Schemes, square dance, Dogbert, dancers

Dilbert asks Carol for comments on his report. She doesn't like it.
Administration, secretary, report, dance on grave, power, tripe, spit, Dilbert, Carol, Wally

The president of the local Mensa chapter asks Dilbert to join. Dilbert asks the famous question "If we're so smart, why do we work here?"
Start of saga: Dilbert joins Mensa.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, practical application, egghead, Mensa president, Dilbert

Dilbert shows up for his first Mensa meeting.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, meeting, egghead, Dilbert, Mensa president

Dilbert hopes his career will benefit from joining Mensa.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, career expo, network, career, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garbageman

The Mensa president explains what happens at the Mensa meeting.
Professional, Mensa, genius, IQ, intelligence, meeting, party game, DNA, egghead, Dilbert, Mensa president

Ratbert realises buckyballs exist, but it does him ill.
Family, insight, buckyballs, flash, pillow, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dilbert states evolution must be true because that's what he was taught to believe.
Science, evolution, scientific method, time, cause and effect, cult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert visits friends and sees a video of Timmy's birth.
Family, birth, video, VHS, Caesarian section, operation, appendectomy, Dilbert, Dogbert, man, woman

Dilbert gives up on his robot because it's impossible.
Start of saga: Dilbert creates a robot.
Science, robot, invention, ego, neurospectrum field, calibrate, gizmo, Dogbert, Dilbert, Garbageman, Ruebert

The Robot's Code means the robot must serve and protect humans.
Science, robot's code, strength, serve, crush, sign, program, Ruebert, Dilbert

The robot makes clothes out of Dilbert's clothing.
Science, robot, clothes, drapes, underpants, bad, discipline, Ruebert, Dilbert

Dogbert asks the Garbageman why the robot won't obey.
Science, robot, command, taunt, calibrate, neuro-actuator, obey, Dogbert, Garbageman, Dilbert, Ruebert

Dilbert builds a guilt module for the robot.
Science, emotion, robot, guilt, ethics, conscience, shame, control module, spit, Dogbert, Ruebert, Dilbert

Cows cause heart attacks, global warming and the California drought.
Science, worry, robot, global warming, California, drought, heart attack, cow, Ruebert, Dogbert

A big-nosed woman says she will have an operation.
Health, nose job, operation, intern, lips, puff, snort, bandages, Dilbert, Wally, big-nosed woman

Dogbert gives the robot a name: Ruebert.
Science, name, rue, fault, spell, robot, Dogbert, Ruebert

Ruebert creates a feminine robot for company.
Science, robot, invention, National Organisation of Women, feminine, Dilbert, Ruebert, feminine robot

Ruebert thinks he will have marital bliss with the feminine robot.
Science, robot, mate, marital bliss, can opener, hell, Gomer, Ruebert, feminine robot

The feminine robot says women have been discriminated against for a million years, so she deserves compensation.
Science, robot, discrimination, guilt, injustice, persuasion, argument, Ruebert, feminine robot

A kid says he's in trouble.
Society, trouble, parent, humourous, spree, murder, park bench, bench, Brett, Dogbert

Brett has a hydrogen bomb.
Society, hydrogen bomb, dangerous, wagon, kill, suggestion, gizmo, Dogbert, Brett

The Bank of Ethel has changed into a secret Swiss bank. Dilbert tries to withdraw money.
Finance, Bank of Ethel, Swiss Bank, secret, withdraw, account, Dilbert, Ethel

Dogbert wants to run for president of the United States.
Start of saga: Dogbert runs for president.
Politics, president, campaign, United States, Democrat, communism, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert says why he wants to run for president: power and wealth.
Politics, president, campaign, ego, power, wealth, ignorant masses, government, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert doesn't like Dogbert's motives for wanting to be president.
Politics, president, campaign, slave, land owner, founding fathers, democracy, ignorant masses, king, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert interviews Ratbert to be his running mate in the presidential campaign.
Politics, election, president, campaign, vice president, inept, simple-minded, Dogbert, Ratbert

The Garbageman becomes Dogbert's campaign strategist.
Politics, election, president, campaign, strategy, park, profit, Garbageman, Dogbert

The Garbageman explains the key to winning an election is voter turnout.
Politics, election, president, campaign, voter turnout, advertisement, voting booth, Garbageman, Dogbert