The elves decide to try verbal intimidation.
Family, magic, fear, respect, intimidation, doughnut, bozo, Karl, Dilbert, elf
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Ratbert tries to infiltrate the elf gang.
Family, gang, infiltrate, disguise, handshake, guess, Dogbert, Ratbert, elf
The elves present their demands to Dilbert.
Family, gang, demand, funny, swat, slap, flyswatter, Dilbert, elf
Which way does the water swirl on the equator?
Science, equator, water, drain, swirl, clockwise, coriolis, Dilbert, Dogbert, woman
Dogbert babysits, and fills the kid's brain with nonsense.
Dogbert-Schemes, babysit, nonsense, alien, kindergarten, brain, Dogbert, Bret
Dogbert enjoys annoying Dilbert.
Family, ping-pong, gun, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's boss "builds" morale by slapping Dilbert with a flyswatter.
Leadership, morale, flyswatter, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert wonders why he should get out of bed.
Philosophy, bed, awake, rise, hungry, bagel, think, breakfast, Dilbert, Dogbert
Ratbert brings Dilbert an apple.
Family, favour, apple, like, hate, snack, Ratbert, Dilbert
Dilbert can't find anybody brain-alive in a Friday afternoon meeting.
Meeting, Friday, productivity, Dilbert, co-worker
A long distance company calls Dilbert to ask him to switch.
Retail, solicit, telephone, long distance, vague, inconvenient, telemarketing, telco, Dilbert, telemarketer
Dogbert reviews what's allowed for free speech.
Politics, free speech, obscene, lawyer, sue, disadvantage, religion, first amendment, Ratbert, Dogbert
Dogbert opens a private prison.
Start of saga: Dogbert's private prison.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, celebrity, Dogbert, Dilbert
A prisoner arrives at Dogbert's jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, celebrity, investment, rich, embezzle, sentence, tuxedo, Dogbert, prisoner
Dilbert complains Dogbert turned the house into a private prison.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, happy hour, complain, prisoner, Dilbert
Dogbert tries to keep the prisoners happy.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, happy, snore, kill, lawyer, bathrobe, Dogbert, prisoner
Dogbert announces executions to save money at the jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, execution, joke, warden, operating cost, bathrobe, bullhorn, Dogbert
Prisoners plan to escape from Dogbert's jail.
Dogbert-Schemes, private, prison, jail, escape, ladder, dental floss, bathrobe, prisoner
Uncle Ned shows his hunting trophies to Dilbert.
Family, hunting, trophy, bear, zoo, dove, neighbour, postal employee, roast, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Ned
Dogbert wants to start insider trading of stocks.
Start of saga: Dogbert, insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, insider trading, tip, stock, board meeting, ear, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert gets rich by doing some insider trading over his PC.
Dogbert-Schemes, stock, insider trading, slap, newspaper, Dilbert, Dogbert
Somebody turned in Dogbert for insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, insider trading, stock, tip, authority, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert asks Ratbert why he tipped off the authorities on Dogbert's insider stock trading.
Dogbert-Schemes, tip off, insider trading, stock, reward, Dogbert, Ratbert
A judge sentences Dogbert for his insider stock trading.
Law, court, trial, insider trading, stock, guilty, punish, Kitty Kelly, biography, gavel, judge, Dogbert
Dilbert has many scratches after his interview with Kitty Kelly.
Law, sentence, Kitty Kelly, love, watch, trust, lipstick, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert offers advice on getting a date: men die first so there are more older women than men.
Dating, statistics, serial killer, old, young, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert reacts with jealousy to Dilbert's new goldfish.
Start of saga: Dilbert's goldfish.
Family, goldfish, jealousy, fish bowl, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert doesn't believe his goldfish flushed himself.
Family, goldfish, jealousy, suicide, flush, rival, school, fish bowl, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert takes a lie detector test about the goldfish suicide.
Family, goldfish, Abe Lincoln, suicide, lie detector, mistake, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
The new guy is amazingly productive, but it is not a compliment.
Bureaucracy, productivity, savant, Dilbert, Wally, new employee
Dogbert gets interviewed for square dance caller.
Society, square-dance caller, resume, Pulitzer Prize, Aberdeen Hall of Dung, Dogbert, square dancer