The Boss wants a presentation on Dilbert's project, even though it was only assigned an hour ago.
Project, presentation, status, review, analytical, schedule, math, Boss, Dilbert
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The Boss introduces Zimbu the monkey, Dilbert's new co-worker.
Start of saga: Zimbu the monkey.
Office Politics, new employee, English, zoo, insult, intelligence, Boss, Dilbert, Zimbu
Dilbert says Zimbu needs more than language skills to be an engineer.
Office Politics, zoo, language, English, cafeteria, doughnut, staff meeting, Dilbert, Zimbu, Wally
Dilbert asks Zimbu to give it all up and stop being an engineer.
Office Politics, language, program, BASIC, charade, rote, logic, Dilbert, Zimbu
Wally and Dilbert torment Nervous Ted with rumours of layoffs.
Downsizing, layoff, nervous, Dilbert, Wally, Nervous Ted
Can Dilbert tell the difference between an electric razor and a toaster?
Family, razor, toaster, shave, joke, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert compares his date's lips to earthworms.
Dating, romance, eye, mystery, earthworm, sidewalk, rain, kiss, fight, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bob rips pants off guys we hate for no reason at all.
Society, rip pants off, hate, bicycle, dance, wine, polyester, conversation, flowered underwear, Bob, Dilbert
Dilbert finds it awkward to meet people in the hallway.
Office Politics, hallway, eye contact, dance, smile, awkward, Dilbert, co-worker
Dogbert becomes Nostradogbert.
Start of saga: Nostradogbert.
Dogbert-Schemes, prediction, skeptic, monkey, swami hat, Nostradogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert predicts unrest in the Middle East.
Dogbert-Schemes, prediction, Middle East, sarcasm, sand, turmoil, swami hat, Dogbert, Ratbert
Dogbert predicts the end of the world.
Pun, end of the world, gross prophet margin, vague, swami hat, Dogbert, Bob
A pregnant woman says she's just off her diet.
Office Politics, pregnant, diet, insult, woman, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert and Dogbert disagree on the value of computer literacy.
Technology, computer, secretary, knowledge, power, special, name, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert dusts the house.
Family, dust, grey fox, cloud, brownie, recipe, ear, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert gets PCS phones for him and Dogbert.
Technology, PCS, telephone, contact, annoy, progress, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert and Dogbert vote at a family meeting.
Family, meeting, minutes, vote, tie, baby, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert hears a voice in his head.
Personal, if you build it they will come, voice, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert becomes a newspaper critic.
Dogbert-Schemes, newspaper, critic, sniff, one star, Dogbert, Dilbert
Nardo does not respect personal space.
Office Politics, personal space, pocket, close, Wally, Dilbert, Nardo
Dogbert can't respect the rules of chess.
Family, chess, queen, Uzi, Scrabble, cheating, poor loser, Dilbert, Dogbert
Santa has an accident in his sled.
Family, Christmas, gift, reindeer, hat, sequel, duck, holiday, Christmas tree, Christmas stocking, Santa Clause, Dogbert, Dilbert, Santa
The Boss empowers all employees to make their own decisions.
Management, empower, decision, productive, fired, Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Alice
Wally opens a tourist attraction since he's been empowered.
Management, empower, tourism, attraction, revenue, decision, cubicle, Post-It note, Dilbert, Wally
Dilbert gets an auto-petter for Dogbert.
Technology, invention, auto-petter, idea, machine, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wonders what empowerment really means.
Management, empower, approval, budget, risk, blame, Dilbert, Boss
Dilbert's date has an evaluation system.
Dating, rate, evaluate, twitch, nervous, head, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dogbert has a shortcut to finding the meaning of life.
Pun, life, meaning, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert briefs the staff on the company's new policy on protecting secret information.
Policy, security, secret, meeting, competition, salary, Dilbert, co-worker
Elves want to conquer the world using magic.
Start of saga: Elves want to conquer the world.
Family, magic, conquer, pick a card, pillow, elf, Dogbert
The elves pull a rabbit out of a hat to impress Dogbert.
Family, magic, bunny, hat, fear, respect, magic trick, pillow, Dogbert, Karl