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Dilbert tells about his Boss's secretary and her request for the head of Willy the mailboy.
Office Politics, calendar, head, Willy the Mailboy, bowling, bag, ears, Dilbert, Dogbert

Ratbert says he hates the stigma of being a rat.
Family, stigma, rat, kangaroo, pouch, hate, Ratbert, Dogbert

The Boss is replacing his department with machines.
Management, replace, machine, bird, bob head, water, Boss, Dilbert

Dilbert learns how to toss and serve at tennis.
Sports, tennis, serve, racket, toss, ball, smash, tennis instructor, Dilbert

Dilbert takes a date to a restaurant he can't afford.
Dating, menu, restaurant, chicken, expensive, oven mitt, cheapskate, Dilbert, Dilbert's date, waiter

Dilbert ties his tie, but is not happy when it lies straight.
Start of saga: Why does Dilbert's tie curl?
Personal, tie lays flat, Dilbert

Dilbert and Dogbert speculate why the tie curls up -- just aversion to him?
Personal, tie, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert asks Ratbert to help solve the mystery of Dilbert's tie.
Family, tie, rat, brain, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert asks Ratbert to eat Dilbert's tie to solve why the tie always curls up.
Fashion, tie, curl, eat, starch, mystery, placebo, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert asks Garbageman why Dilbert's tie curls up -- it might be a snake.
Family, tie, Dogbert, Garbageman

Dogbert resigns himself to the fact he'll never figure out why Dilbert's tie curls up.
Fashion, tie, curl, mystery, wonder, stimulation, Dogbert, Garbageman

Dilbert is controlled by the television until Dogbert rescues him.
Family, television, paralyse, remote control, channel, rescue, free, pillow, Dilbert, Dogbert

Ratbert decides to visit Dogbert.
Family, visit, miss, test, friend, trip, travel, lab, maze, Ratbert

Dogbert says hello to Ratbert but doesn't want to hug him.
Family, visit, body language, hug, lab, Madonna, perfume, compulsion, Ratbert, Dogbert

Ratbert has been testing Madonna's "Compulsion" perfume at the lab.
Family, Madonna, test, compulsion, perfume, side effect, marry, Bunsen burner, lamp, fetish, Dogbert, Ratbert

Ratbert checks everything in the fridge to see if it's dangerous.
Science, test, refrigerator, food, danger, ketchup, Dogbert, Ratbert

Dogbert fetches some sodas and Ratbert chews on some wires.
Family, soda, gnaw, high voltage, wire, thirst, behaviour, Dogbert, Ratbert

Ratbert returns to the lab.
Family, goodbye, lab, gift, fanfare, friend, Ratbert, Dogbert

Dilbert introduces the new guy around the office, including Bud a crotchety employee.
Office Politics, introduction, ivy league, trainee, Boss, Dilbert, new employee, Bud

Dogbert gets a pet turtle.
Start of saga: Dogbert's pet turtle.
Family, pet, trick, roll over, die, Dilbert, Dogbert, turtle

Dogbert's pet turtle fills out an application form.
Family, pet, application, policy, shell, Dogbert, turtle

Dilbert meets Dogbert's pet turtle.
Family, pet, meet, ugly, snappy comeback, Dogbert, Dilbert, turtle

Dogbert's pet turtle dies.
Pun, pet, death, name, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert plays solitaire.
Family, cards, solitaire, random, winner, satisfy, Dogbert

Dilbert can sew, much to Dogbert's surprise.
Fashion, sew, learn, sofa, stuck, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert welcomes students to his school of hard knocks.
Dogbert-Schemes, Dogbert's School of Hard Knocks, graduate, wisdom, teach, ruler, Dogbert

Dogbert wants Dilbert's help to look for valuable stamps.
Pun, stamp, collect, philately, valuable, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert says he found a valuable stamp.
Dogbert-Schemes, stamp, collect, rare, upside-down, worth a shot, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert's car needs washing.
Family, car, wash, dirt, gas mileage, bird nest, weed, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert tries the new Sony Sniffman, with smells of the stars.
Technology, Sony, Sniffman, smell, star, Donny Osmond, gym bag, classic, gizmo, clerk, Dilbert

Dilbert gets an optical disk player for his computer.
Technology, optical disk, player, computer, William Shakespeare, Greece, history, Dilbert, Dogbert