Dilbert invents fins for humans to be more aerodynamic.
Science, fin, aerodynamic, invention, Charles Darwin, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dilbert feels the Boss doesn't respect him, and tells him so.
Management, body language, respect, sneeze, shirt, rip, intangible, Dilbert, Boss
Dogbert has a brochure for his new health spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, brochure, mineral water, smart, health, spa, Dogbert, Dilbert
Bob is the new masseur at Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, massage, hurt, mineral water, client, new age, Dogbert, Bob
Dogbert greets customers at his new spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, Atlantis, crystal, doughnut, cash register, Dogbert, spa clients
The schedule is announced at Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, new age, chowder, Jackie Mason, therapy, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert introduced the relaxation phase in the spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, therapy, pharaoh, pyramid, bandage, bullhorn, Dogbert
An unsatisfied client speaks her mind about Dogbert's spa.
Dogbert-Schemes, spa, mineral water, rip-off, free sample, evil, water hose, client, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert's foot, arm and tongue fall asleep.
Personal, sleep, blood, foot, arm, hop, tongue, nose, sneeze, Dilbert
Dilbert gets chosen for a space shuttle mission.
Science, space shuttle, mission, leader, field, NASA, nerd, weightless, study, Dilbert, Dogbert, NASA engineer
Dilbert gets a space shuttle mission briefing.
Science, space shuttle, mission, astronaut, monkey, Nintendo, video, NASA engineer, Dilbert
An unemployed man explains why Americans are losing to foreign business.
Professional, market share, ethics, foreign business, park bench, Dogbert, unemployed man
A repairman looks at Dilbert's television.
Retail, television, repair, part, engineer's pill, knock out, Dilbert, television repairman
Dogbert gives an opposing view on animal rights.
Dogbert-Schemes, editorial, television, ruler, disclaimer, microphone, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader
Dilbert compares a woman to a bottle of wine.
Philosophy, woman, wine, distinct, life, cork, sniffer, Dilbert, Dogbert
An old lady in a supermarket express lane takes a lot of time.
Retail, supermarket, grocery, express, coupon, cheque, check, purse, handbag, coyote, lady, clerk
Mother nature takes revenge on people contributing to the ozone problem.
Science, ozone, air freshener, lightning, Mother Nature, Dilbert
Dilbert's computer model on holes in the ozone is destroyed.
Science, ozone, lightning, computer model, Dilbert, Dogbert
Mother Nature wants everybody off the planet.
Start of saga: Mother nature evicts everyone from the planet.
Science, evict, plastic, planet, pollution, ecology, Mother Nature, Dilbert
Dilbert doesn't want to leave the planet, and tells Mother Nature.
Science, evict, planet, pollute, ecology, dolphin, acid rain, recycle, Dilbert, Mother Nature
Mother Nature says people can stay on the planet, but makes an example of Dilbert.
Science, evict, litter, pollute, planet, Gary Larson, deer, hood, prize, The Far Side, Mother Nature, Dilbert
Dilbert gets shot by deer with a bow and arrow.
Start of saga: Dilbert is killed by deer.
Science, headlight, trophy, computer, tree, programmer's daze, arrow, opposable thumbs, deer
Dilbert introduces procedures to the household.
Family, bureaucracy, form, food, drink, procedure, deny, file cabinet, Dilbert, Dogbert
A police officer tells Dogbert Dilbert has been killed by deer.
Family, death, news, deer, hunt, fingerprint, Dogbert, police officer
Dogbert deals with the stages of grief at Dilbert's death.
Family, grief, denial, anger, economics, funeral, pillow, Dogbert
Dogbert talks to a psychologist about Dilbert's death.
Family, death, grief, inheritance, sorrow, couch, Dogbert, psychologist
Dogbert inherited a strange invention from Dilbert.
Pun, will, stiff, invention, inheritance, gizmo, Dogbert, Bob
Bob and Dogbert examine the gadget Dilbert left them.
Family, will, custodian, soap dispenser, guess, inheritance, gizmo, Bob, Dogbert
Dogbert still doesn't know what Dilbert left him in his will.
Family, invention, death, inheritance, evolution, gizmo, Dogbert, Bob
Dogbert consults a doctor about his happy tongue.
Pun, happy tongue, worry, tongue depressor, Dogbert, doctor