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Dilbert tells how his Uncle Will was awarded eleven purple hearts.
Pun, army, draft, purple heart, soldier, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Will

The bank asks Dilbert to make a deposit because they're having trouble meeting payroll.
Finance, bank, payroll, deposit, trust, telephone, Dilbert, bank employee

Dilbert receives an urgent memo with an inspiring message.
Management, memo, urgent, proactive, quality, inspiration, heart, Dilbert

Dilbert tries flattery on his date.
Dating, flattery, dish cloth, Jello, compliment, graceful, restaurant, tablecloth, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert shows Dogbert his trophy for perfect attendance.
Management, trophy, attendance, dust, wax, Dilbert, Dogbert

The Garbageman explains to Dogbert what life is.
Society, life, cantaloupe, newspaper, coffee, garbage, romance, Dogbert, Garbageman

Dogbert ponders gravity may only be an illusion.
Philosophy, gravity, illusion, think, smart, Wheel of Fortune, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert reads the body language of his date.
Dating, body language, cuddle, fireplace, firewood, chainsaw, interpret, hockey mask, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date

Dilbert tells Dogbert how much he enjoys the quiet times they spend together.
Family, quiet, silence, noise, chatter, listen, ignore, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert and Dogbert meet Vernon, probably the most boring person they know.
Society, boring, escape, insult, Kojak, polite, brain, tapioca, Dilbert, Dogbert, Vernon

Dogbert demands more money and benefits for living with Dilbert.
Family, wage, benefits, package, disloyalty, abuse, legal problem, recognition, employee of the month, toaster, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert thinks riding in an elevator is very awkward.
Office Politics, elevator, awkward, breathe, quiet, fidget, dead, act, Dilbert, woman

Dilbert wonders at the fact dogs don't sweat.
Family, sweat, sneak, bedroom, brush teeth, toothbrush, Dilbert, Dogbert

An old lady says it's nice men don't whistle at her anymore.
Society, whistle, ogle, women's movement, sensitive, planet, climate, out of touch, old lady, Dogbert

The Grim Reaper comes for Dogbert.
Family, death, challenge, sports, contest, Frisbee, degrade, Grim Reaper, Dogbert

The Grim Reaper won't take Dogbert if Dogbert can catch a Frisbee in his mouth.
Family, death, challenge, cheat, Frisbee, athlete, Scrabble, Grim Reaper, Dogbert

Dogbert wants to see a new Hitchcock movie, a sequel.
Entertainment, Alfred Hitchcock, movie, sequel, fish, theatre, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert makes a movie, "Dogbert versus Godzilla," starring Dilbert, Bob and himself.
Entertainment, home movie, Dogbert versus Godzilla, Godzilla, Raymond Burr, key grip, Barbie, Ken, Skipper, cheeseburger, fire extinguisher, sequel, workbench, gizmo, tool, camcorder, video camera, megaphone, Dogbert, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

Dilbert has been bumped from his flight.
Travel, airline, flight, bumped, ticket, wing, duct tape section, airplane, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert gets ready for his date who turns out to be a little overweight.
Start of saga: Dilbert has a blind date with a large woman.
Dating, blind date, full-body, overweight, Sherpa, base camp, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert describes how large Dilbert's date is.
Dating, blind date, overweight, family portrait, Voyager II, Jabba, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert meets his blind date, an overweight woman.
Dating, blind date, overweight, dinner, all you can eat, ban, Dilbert, Janet

Dilbert asks Janet, his overweight blind date, about other men she has dated.
Dating, blind date, overweight, Jabba, restaurant, delicious, Dilbert, Janet

Janet's ex-boyfriends all disappeared without a trace, Dilbert learns.
Dating, boyfriend, disappear, eat, cheesecake, dessert, escape, restaurant, injury, Dilbert, Janet

Dogbert dreams of living in a kinder world, in peace and harmony. Dilbert suspects trouble.
Family, kind, peace, harmony, retribution, bygone, stress, pet, Dogbert, Dilbert

An artist asks Dilbert not to walk in front of him.
Society, paint, artist, interrupt, spoil, easel, beret, etiquette, Dilbert, artist

Guard the house, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Family, guard, duty, intruder, thief, bullet, toilet, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert spices up the engineering newsletter.
Engineer, newsletter, pathos, drama, data loss, tissue, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert tells Dogbert the different ways how he shows he likes girls.
Dating, girls, women, spitball, beg, like, satisfy, Dilbert

A lottery winner bothers Dogbert by wasting money.
Retail, Burger Queen, special, lottery, winner, restaurant, Dogbert, lottery winner

Dilbert's date says she values honesty in a man.
Dating, honesty, boring, smooch, relevant, restaurant, Dilbert, Dilbert's date