A woman turns down Dilbert for a date.
Dating, boring, unattractive, blob, friend, insult, woman, Dilbert
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Dilbert is asked whether an idea will work technically.
Meeting, opinion, idea, technical perspective, babble, consciousness, boring, Dilbert, co-worker
The Boss is going on vacation and needs a replacement who can lead.
Management, vacation, assignment, responsibility, sock monkey, Dilbert, Boss
Michael Jackson may get more plastic surgery, Dilbert reads.
Society, Michael Jackson, plastic surgery, elephant man, part, ivory, newspaper, Dilbert, Dogbert
The Garbageman corrects some calculations he finds in Dilbert's trash.
Note: The Garbageman's first appearance.
Science, equation, garbage, quantum calculation, engineer, Garbageman, Dilbert
Dogbert introduces himself to the Garbageman.
Science, world's smartest, professional, glamour, Dogbert, Garbageman
Dogbert has an urge to lick all the stamps in a post office.
Family, urge, post office, stamp, tongue, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert ponders about being an actor in life.
Society, actor, life, stage, Dustin Hoffman, costume, zipper, philosophy, Dogbert
Dogbert says God appointed him ruler of Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, God, ruler, appoint, Dogbert, Dilbert
Does Dilbert contribute to society? Dogbert responds.
Science, inventor, dweeb, humanity, tube sock of inventors, ambiguity, honesty, gizmo, wisdom, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert shows Dogbert a hot line to the Kremlin.
Politics, hot line, Kremlin, prototype, Mikhail Gorbachev, finger-paint, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert insults communism to Mikhail Gorbachev on a prototype hot line.
Politics, hot line, Kremlin, communism, capitalism, missile, Mikhail Gorbachev, Dogbert
What separates man from animals? The ability to reason and All-Star Wrestling.
Science, reason, animal, all-star wrestling, foot stomp, philosophy, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
A skunk enters Dilbert's house but says he is friendly.
Family, invade, threat, tail, spray, scare, strawberry, ice cream, blackmail, Dilbert, skunk
A skunk forces Dilbert to give him a bowl of ice cream.
Family, threat, ice cream, blackmail, fear, Cats musical, Dilbert, skunk
Where does dust come from? A television personality wants to know.
Society, dust, phenomenon, astronaut, television, Geraldo Rivera, Dogbert
Dilbert gets a telephone answering machine and creates a greeting message.
Technology, answering machine, telephone, greeting message, creativity, complex stupidity, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert phones work to say he won't be in today.
Health, cold, headache, miss work, telephone, bathrobe, Dilbert
Dilbert was involved in a car accident with a rental car.
Pun, rental car, Hertz, sympathy, car accident, injury, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert can't make his invention work, so Dogbert suggests using his right-brain.
Science, invention, logical, brain, creativity, cry, emotion, workbench, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert comes up with a list of the world's funniest words.
Science, funny, chainsaw, computer, weasel, prune, Gilligan's Island, joke, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert advises Dilbert on how to get to sleep.
Health, insomnia, folk remedy, grape jelly, cantaloupe, bathrobe, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert goes through a toll booth.
Society, toll booth, car, driving, toll-taker, exact change, Dilbert
Dogbert meets Santa and explains what he wants for Christmas.
Family, elf, Christmas, supreme ruler of Earth, consumer good, GI Joe, Dogbert, Santa, Dilbert
Dilbert goes for a free hypnosis lesson.
Retail, hypnosis, lesson, catch, post-hypnotic suggestion, brainwash, polka-dot underwear, Dilbert
Dilbert considers getting a tattoo.
Personal, tattoo, tasteful, suggestion, kick me, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert offers to help Dilbert clean.
Family, clean, lend a hand, paw, lawyer, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dan Quayle still puts his pants on one leg at a time, Dilbert says.
Politics, vice president, one leg at a time, pants, confusion, embarrassment, Dilbert, Dan Quayle, Marilyn Quayle
Dilbert gets rewarded for perfect attendance at his work.
Management, perfect attendance, reward, day off with pay, species, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bad grammar becomes good grammar over time, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, language, grammar, common usage, intellectual, wisdom, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert shares his new year's resolutions. None of them are good.
Family, party hat, new year's eve, resolution, tolerance, morality, objectives, Dilbert, Dogbert