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Dogbert invents a Velcro shirt pocket that attaches to chest hairs.
Fashion, invention, Velcro, shirt pocket, chest hair, swim, shower, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Due to Dilbert's complaint about prison overcrowding, the governor sends a prisoner to stay at Dilbert's house.
Society, prison, strangler, blunt object, letter, postage, Dilbert, Governor, Bob the prisoner

Dogbert doesn't want to join the neighbourhood watch group.
Society, neighbourhood watch, crime, Bad Ed, group leader, flashlight, sash, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert thinks it dumb to elect the only known criminal as the leader of the neighbourhood crime watch.
Society, brick through a window, group leader, criminal, newsletter, flashlight, sash, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert comes up with "Jequirity" as a Scrabble word.
Family, game, Scrabble, licorice, vowel, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert says after ten years with the company, he gets a watch and lunch with his boss.
Professional, company, service time, lunch, watch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert invents a stealth cloaking device.
Science, invention, stealth, cloaking device, lose, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert shops for a fine wool suit but is steered to a cheap nylon one.
Fashion, wool suit, clothing store, nylon, bell bottoms, pioneer, clothing rack, Dilbert, clothing clerk

An alien offers to end hunger, poverty and disease on Earth.
Society, alien, Planet Moothron, hunger, poverty, disease, selfish, spaceship, Dogbert, alien

Nature compensates for weaknesses like blindness, Dilbert tells Dogbert.
Science, nature, weakness, blind, hearing, stupid, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert is stuck after the first line of a love poem.
Dating, poem, rhyme, love, wave-division multiplexor, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert creates a reusable newspaper with generic stories.
Entrepreneur, newspaper, generic, reusable, Pope, Mideast, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert tells Dogbert he asked two people for a date and got rejected.
Dating, antisocial, movie, hang out, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert tells Dogbert about the best potato he has eaten.
Family, boring, Great Things I Have Eaten, baked potato, sarcasm, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert gets a job as a spokesperson for a hair growth formula.
Business, job, Harry's Hair Growth Solution, spokesperson, razor, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert says their owner/pet contract has expired and brings a new one to sign.
Family, contract renewal, owner/pet contract, obey, command, humiliate, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert runs a computer simulation to find out why the dinosaurs became extinct.
Note: Bob and Dawn's first mention.
Science, computer simulation, dinosaur, extinction, hide, logic, Dilbert, Dogbert, Bob, Dawn

Dilbert calls the exterminator to get rid of the dinosaurs.
Science, extinction, dinosaur, hide, exterminator, thesaurus, telephone, Dilbert, Bob

Bob and Dawn introduce themselves to prove Dilbert's theory dinosaurs aren't extinct.
Note: Bob and Dawn's first appearance.
Start of saga: The dinosaurs show themselves.
Science, extinction, dinosaur, hide, nobodysaurus, Bob, Dilbert

Dilbert gets acquainted with the dinosaurs and learns their species.
Science, nobodysaurus, thesaurus, old dinosaur joke, Mesozoic Era, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn

Dawn demands Bob eat Dilbert.
Science, eat, carnivore, smite, tail, cramp, Dawn, Bob, Dilbert

The dinosaurs can hide in Dilbert's house in exchange for not eating Dilbert.
Family, hide, eat, nobodysaurus, tennies, trick, sneakers, Dawn, Dilbert, Bob

A bird hits Dilbert's front window and asks to be let through.
Science, window, invisible, force field, water, glass, thirst, bird, Dogbert, Dilbert

Bob says the story dinosaurs were destroyed when a meteor hit Earth was highly exaggerated.
Science, extinction, meteor, collision, destroy, exaggerate, Dilbert, Bob, Dawn, Larry the dinosaur

Bob tells of Larry's brush with the meteor and becomes a new evolutionary chain of dinosaurs.
Pun, meteor, medical expense, evolutionary chain, duck-billed platypus, Bob, Dilbert, Larry the dinosaur

Dilbert explains the house rules to the dinosaurs.
Family, rule, hide, light, resident, flesh, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert invents a barbecue without charcoal or lighter fluid.
Science, barbecue, charcoal, electric stove, lighter fluid, workbench, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert complains about Dilbert's snoring.
Family, snore, recording, whale song, National Geographic, kelp, mammal, tape player, tape recorder, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert has nightmares so comes to bed with Dilbert.
Family, nightmare, bed, covers, pyjama top, blanket, mattress, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert discovers a subatomic civilisation through his microscope.
Science, microscope, subatomic civilisation, planet, Minimus 6, focus, crunch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert meets his new boss and immediately comes to a misunderstanding.
Note: The Boss's first appearance.
Management, new boss, kneel, contact lens, Neal Snow, Dilbert