Phil makes his last stop of the day to catch Dilbert drinking old milk.
Note: Phil's first appearance.
Family, milk, expiration date, heck, hell, refrigerator, pitchspoon, Phil, Dilbert
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Dilbert and Phil discuss minor infractions, like taking extra ketchup packages.
Family, heck, figure of speech, infraction, McDonald's, ketchup, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil
Dilbert thinks Phil must have an awesome name, being ruler of heck.
Family, heck, Prince of Insufficient Light, name, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil
Dilbert proves attractive, single women exist only in Volkswagen Rabbits and aerobics classes.
Science, mathematical proof, single women, Volkswagen Rabbit, aerobics, Isaac Newton, Vanna White, workbench, calculator, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert tells Dilbert to see a lawyer before unleashing his invention on mankind.
Law, invention, lawsuit, sue, advice, Dogbert, Dilbert, lawyer
Dilbert wonders why people are protesting building more roads.
Pun, road, construction, protest, highway, sign, car, Dilbert
Dilbert and Dogbert visit a fancy restaurant but don't meet the dress code.
Family, restaurant, jacket, embarrassment, beaver hat, clown feet, costume, Dilbert, Dogbert, maitre'd
Aliens ask Dogbert why dogs eat from dirty bowls while humans use plates.
Society, plate, bowl, poodle, rebellion, France, pencil, alien, Dogbert
Dogbert writes a business management book, "Managing in a Bureaucracy."
Dogbert-Schemes, book, author, bureaucracy, compromise, lecture circuit, manuscript, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert writes a chapter on time management.
Note: The title strip of the first Dilbert collection.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, author, chapter, time management, always postpone meetings with time wasting morons, advice, Dogbert, Dilbert
A sales attendant at Electrode Hut and Dilbert try to outdo each other.
Technology, Electron Hut, electronics, niad pulse converter, anza brush, bluff, gizmo, Dilbert, clerk
Dogbert explains he and Dilbert will be considered married by common law if they stay together for seven years.
Family, common law, possession, tasteful, insult, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert thinks it's awkward to walk past a stranger in a hallway.
Office Politics, hallway, etiquette, carpet, stranger, eye contact, injury, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert gets an itchy nose in the middle of a presentation. He unsuccessfully scratches it with his pointer.
Meeting, presentation, itch, nose, scratch, paramedics, pointer, gizmo, injury, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert gives his opinion about Dilbert's new poem.
Creativity, poem, Shakespeare, one thousand monkeys, typewriter, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert doesn't know what other dogs do when they get together.
Family, friend, sniff, run around in circles, Scrabble, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert asks Dogbert's opinion on his new fashion statement: three pens instead of two.
Fashion, pen, pocket protector, fashion statement, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert flies a model airplane and Dogbert shoots it down.
Technology, model plane, model missile, air space, violation, remote control, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert complains about people who use dog expressions like "She's a real dog."
Pun, gripe, pet peeve, in the dog house, dog's life, fireplace, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert asks Dogbert how he should act when someone shows off a new baby.
Note: Alice's first mention.
Office Politics, baby, precious, bug-ugly, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert
A woman drops a book titled "Attractive Women's Secret Guide to Avoiding Dilbert."
Dating, attractive woman, sic, decode, mayday, walkie-talkie, Dilbert, woman, Dogbert
Dogbert has an ad in the paper for "Doctor Dogbert's Seminar on Developing Self-Confidence."
Dogbert-Schemes, self-confidence, seminar, meek people, newspaper, advertisement, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tells Dogbert about his imaginary childhood friend.
Family, imaginary friend, run away, snide comment, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert phones Dilbert to tell him the furniture has been possessed by mischievous spirits.
Pun, furniture, possessed, spirit, Dogbert, Upholsterygeist
Dilbert exercises the furniture spirits.
Pun, furniture, possessed, spirit, Jane Fonda, exorcist, Dilbert, Upholsterygeist
Dilbert goes through a door and somebody is behind far enough to make it awkward to hold the door.
Office Politics, door, etiquette, rude, stairway, Dilbert
Dogbert isn't sure whether Gorbachev really exists.
Pun, Glasnost, Soviet, Gorbachev, coffee, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert explains to Dilbert how reading can make you go broke.
Dogbert-Schemes, book, read, knowledge is power, power corrupts, advice, Dogbert, Dilbert
The post office complains to Dilbert about Dogbert attacking mail carriers.
Dogbert-Schemes, mail carrier, post office, tranquiliser dart, migration pattern, homing transmitter, telephone, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert gives his opinion on Dilbert's new clip-on necktie.
Fashion, tie, clip-on, GQ magazine, sarcasm, Dilbert, Dogbert
A computer simulation shows it's possible to create life from common household chemicals.
Science, computer simulation, create life, household chemical, ethics, religion, Dilbert, Dogbert