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2017-03-01
Wally compares himself to Gandhi. They're both short, bald guys who want self-governance for India.

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2017-03-02
Asok is offended by Wally comparing himself to Gandhi. Asok wants to punch Wally but Wally suggests fasting instead.

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2017-03-03
Wally has offended every employee in the past week. Everyone except the Boss because he's not a sensitive idiot.

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2017-03-04
The Boss can't assign Wally to a project team because everyone hates him for his political opinions. They've gotten used to him for his uselessness.

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2017-03-05
As Dilbert is leaving for the day, a coworker asks him to look at a crashing prototype. It will only take ten minutes, she says.

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2017-03-06
The company now has a politeness policy. You can't walk away from someone if they're talking.

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2017-03-07
Dilbert has to listen to Tina talk about her health problems for four hours because the company says it's rude to walk away.

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2017-03-08
The company's politeness policy forbids Dilbert from giving an honest opinion of a coworker's idea so he talks about an unrelated topic - a manure fire at a pig farm.

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2017-03-09
Alice is using her phone while Dilbert is talking with her. He says that's against the new company politeness policy.

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2017-03-10
Dogbert leads a seminar on politeness where he teaches people how to sacrifice productivity and happiness for corporate nonsense.

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2017-03-11
At his politeness seminar Dogbert says nobody should offend sensitive idiots. A sensitive idiot in the audience says that offends him. Dogbert is OK with that.

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2017-03-12
Dilbert asked a coworker to complete a wireframe but didn't follow up. So the coworker assumed Dilbert didn't want it anymore and didn't work on it.

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2017-03-13
The Boss won't approve Dilbert's vacation request because Dilbert hasn't completed the mandatory fax safety class. Is that even a real company policy?

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2017-03-14
Dilbert wants an exception from the policy so he can take vacation without having to take a fax safety course that no longer exists.

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2017-03-15
Dilbert will use his vacation to catch up on unfinished work without interruptions. Tina says that's not much of a vacation.

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2017-03-16
Dilbert's vacation was tragic. He stayed home, let his personal hygiene deteriorate, while his workload piled up.

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2017-03-17
Dilbert was on vacation for a week and the Boss transfers the project budget to another project.

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2017-03-18
The Boss plays devil's advocate in a meeting. Literally.

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2017-03-19
Only Amy knows the URL for the test site but she mumbles so much no one can understand her. And she always answers the wrong questions in email.

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2017-03-20
Wally complains about a hot phone charger and cold coffee so Dilbert suggests a phone charger that warms coffee.

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2017-03-21
Wally shows his invention, the phone charger that keeps coffee warm, to the CEO. The CEO is not impressed at first.

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2017-03-22
Wally will likely get employee of the year with his phone charger coffee warmer invention.

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2017-03-23
Wally's invention is the best seller in the company's history. So Wally is promoted to a leadership position.

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2017-03-24
Wally's promotion to management is exactly what he wants. He gets to tell others to work hard but doesn't have to do anything himself.

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2017-03-25
Wally got demoted back to engineering. All his ideas were about coffee.

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2017-03-26
A coworker can't help Dilbert with what he want but loves to demo something else. Dilbert is too polite to walk away.

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2017-03-27
Dilbert's date asks him if he is ambitious. Dilbert says he is not. After all, he settled for her.

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2017-03-28
Wally doesn't want more out of life because he's happy with what he has. Only losers always want more.

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2017-03-29
A coworker wants Wally to deliver by end of day. Wally wants to wait until the final specs are ready. Is he lazy or wise?

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2017-03-30
Wally hasn't started the prototype because he has questions. He hasn't asked questions of the owner because they haven't met. Now he's forgotten the questions.

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2017-03-31
The Boss wants Dilbert to attend a meeting in his place. The Boss agreed to go before realising it would be a waste of time.

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